How do I "spoof" income?

>>2054111
You will receive a 1099-DIV statement from your broker for dividends you received from your holdings. If you get paperless statements, log in to your broker and download the PDF.

>be bong
>make £8000 from salary and ~£70k from dividends and capital gains last tax year
>excellent credit rating
>own a 200k house almost paid off
>apply for 12k loan for car
>get denied from my bank
>get denied from another bank
>underwriter cannot take dividend income or assets into account

banks are retarded

>how do I launder money

Lel

Call a bank in Panama and tell them you have 500k

>>2054111
That's not what spoofing is dumbass. Just ask if the lender does NINA/NINJA loans where you just show them proof of your assets. You'll get raped in interest more than likely though.

>>2054158
Yeah, but income is too low even with the divis.

I have a few stocks that have done pretty well, but stopped paying a significant dividend as the prices grew.

>>2054111
>unemployment
>mortgage broker
These things do not belong in the same post. Get a job, faggot.

>>2054177
I assure you they considered the dividend income (to some degree), but disregarded the capital gains. Capital gains aren't repeating income. They're the result of a one-time transaction.

>>2054395
I want a 4% intererst on 1-4 unit homes.

I can get like 5.5% 30 year, with some nasty loads / terms, but are non-recourse.....

Only problem is that they require me to buy a 8+ units, which I am trying to avoid.

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>>2054477
fuck a job...
I want a business, owning real estate.
I'm a winner, you should keep working...

>>2054527
>on unemployment for two years
>"I'm a winner"
Facts say otherwise, snowflake.

>>2054537
Touche
I'm still gonna find a way to bet it all on real estate.