You only have $500 to invest, trying to make both a long term

>>2052521
Put it under my mattress until the government bails out the economy again

>>2052521
Buy ETC (Ethereum Classic)

My autistic friend who's always right said ETC will go over $50 soon and over $100 at the end of the year.
Right now it's ~$6

>>2052521
get a job

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>>2052533
>My autistic friend who's always right

Pic related?

>>2052521
Easy. 70% into BTC, 20% into ETH, 10% into whatever shit coins you want.

Don't touch BTC or ETH. Gamble with your 100, make profits, redistribute according to previous investment proportion.

100% in NAK, set a buy order for 1.91 or so it'll likely go through by the end of the trading day and you'll make 10% tomorrow morning.

>>2052559
kek
Why don't I see Ghostler around here more? He believes ETH will overtake BTC too.

>>2052521
buy quality kneepads

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>>2052533
Whatshis reasoning when ETC has nothing but "integrity" going for it?
>>2052666
Hmmm.... should I trust The Devil?

>>2052533

This.

You should also invest in old German Talers dude they are going to exploooodee

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>>2052521

1. Take some high quality selfies & nudes. Cost: FREE

2. Get a Gold account on RENT.MEN Cost: $80

3. Offer dates, massages, and other erotic services for $100/hr+.

4. Buy a decent massage table, some underwear & clothes & a webcam with the remaining money and sign up on chaturbate as a cam model.

You could easily make $500 day if you know what your're doing. Money well spent! No college degree needed or ridiculous cryptocurrency BS.
Invest in yourself and learn to suck a good dick.

>>2053255

Good advice Mr. Shekelberg, thanks for sharing

>>2053255
>being a literal man whore
>pays well

>>2053305

you can set your own terms before meeting
many older guys and ladies just want someone to spend time with

>>2052521
new clothes for a job interview

>>2053326
this

>>2052521
jesus fuck this is really the time to ask isn't it. bitcoin is going absolutely vertical and if anyone thinks its guna peak soon you're very... very wrong

>>2052559
RIP True Capitalist Radio

>>2052521
Buy a mac mini and master programming