hot business idea

how exactly does this machine work?pics?what will it sell for?

can't wait until you publish your NYT best selling autobiography that covers how you started your multi-billion dollar masturbation machine company, and you can talk about how it all started with this thread

>>2009984
I was thinking of keeping it small - a cottage industry if you will.I haven't actually invented the machine yet,but I envisage something resembling a giant human hand with an automatic lotion dispenser attatched (trademarked - dont steal my idea cucks).I would guess they would reatil at around 5000 bucks but hey small pennies for such a great wank?

>>2010008
why would anyone pay for a mechanic hand when they have their own

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>>2010073
Maybe it's got bunch of features:

-added sensations, pressures, vibrations
-auto-lubing/condom mechanisms
-heating and cooling options available
-lcd screens for porn, or even VR headsets,
-multi-user interaction
-small and convenient for airports and hotels
-revolver cylinder style tubing so ever masturbation sleeve is auto check for compromises and cleaned 5x before new users enjoy it.
-medical data on men's penis can be recorded for the general public health records
-option to anonymously donate sperm.
-first step toward legal prostitution by "testing the waters" with a non human devise
-data could be recorded and sold to sex toy manufacturers to make home version of the device for me (why should women have all the fun when it comes to sex toys?)
-penetration-mode offered for an additional fee

Fuck, I mean come on use your dick imagination.
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>>2010112
that's the idea anon!i think a lcd porn screen would be ideal.ive just been in my garden shed where i've rigged-up a crude prototype.tested it out and the fecking thing nearly ripped my hard member off!hurts like a bastard.suffice to say the 'masturbator' (trademarked) has a little way to go before it's market ready.would you like to invest any dollars?

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im also thinking that once the business takes off and ive mad the first 100 grand or so I could make a female version of the masturbator.maybe with a range of different size black dildos?

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quick update fellow jewfags.i discovered that the fault in my machine was down to poor quality lubrication.i have now fixed this issue.i believe this could be a genuine opportunity for some of you out there.i will sell 20% of my business for 100 bucks upfront

>>2010467
thats photoshopped.
no ones penis is actually that large when erect.

>>2010478
I'm pretty sure it's the 'real deal',sir.I am using his size as the model for my prototype 'masturbato-tron'.do you think it's a little large?