How do I get a sugar mommy?

>>2006022
First of all don't be ugly
Secondly you have to have a good size one
Third, you have to know how to use

>>2006041
>First of all don't be ugly
check

>Secondly you have to have a good size one
That's my specialty i'm fucking massive but they won't know until you've already bedded them

>Third, you have to know how to use
Isn't youthful stamina enough?

Id like some more practical advice like how I would go about finding one and how difficult is it

>>2006079
life guard at a rich country club

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You literally have to be a model, one of the top 100 in the world

Fat, ugly and disgusting women already have ridiculously high standards for men, so a sugar mommy would expect nothing less but absolute perfection

you need to look like god shaped you in his image

>>2006096
would there really be single auld women at a country club

>>2006101
OP here. I've already turned down an offer to bone a rich woman a few years ago and I'm regretting it now - so I know that's not true

>>2006111
she weren't rich then, just well off

dont be delusional

>>2006133
what do you consider rich

if you're well off your idea of rich is probably different to mine

>>2006022
>Be hot
>Be tall
>Be confident
>have a big dick

>>2006104
they don't need to be single.

>>2006230
You mean like a manstress? Is that even a thing...

>>2006104
you trick them to divorce their husband to get half the stuff.

>>2006266
dennis reynolds did it and midnight cowboy

>>2006267
how tf does that work

>>2006275
>midnight cowboy

but he was very handsome and still ended up desolate and gay4pay