Interview with a career criminal

>>1999605
Go on...

>>1999605
No one gives a fuck cringelord. Kys

fucking post you fuck

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nice

>>1999605

I'll give you an overview of my operations.

I've been a career career criminal for almost 10 years now. My primary source of illicit income is a business venture I've only recently broken into. Before that time. Most of my money came from cybercrime.

I currently operate in 2 primary areas.

>Drug Rehabilitation and Drug Distribution crime
>Cybercrime involving identity theft and fraud

I generate 20,000$ in physical cash every month from the first venture. And around 50,000$+ from the second.

Money laundering physical cash and coin is simple. No there are no car washes, coin laundry mats or failing restaurants involved. The easiest way to launder dirty money is to convert it into casino chips at your local casinos. Hold them. And cash them in for clean money as you need it. There are several benefits to this method. One is that large bulky amounts of dirty cash which adds up quicker than you would think are converted into lighter small chips. Easier to store. The second is that you use the chips you convert back into cash later on as your base for day to day living expenses.

There are also other benefits like pretending to be a casino whale which nets you nice benefits like comps. Which I find amusing for my time. The casino does not question anything in relation to the amounts I am moving in and out of the casino. It is not uncommon here for a Chinese gambler to show up on on a Friday night. Drop 20,000$ in cash to chip in and no one even bats an eye at it or asks any questions. Laundering "online" money made from identity fraud however is a whole other beast we can delve later on.

Now onto how my businesses work...

>Everything posted here is a fairy tale not to be taken seriously as fact. So I have no problem telling you how this works and why. But rest assured. This operation is unseen and unheard of to most criminals. Hence why I have not been caught and put away yet.

Quit talking like you're some cool ass gangster movie character. You're a fucking degenerate

strong rping skills

>>1999809
you think a casino is a good way to launder money? no way you're using middlemen to not get caught on camera at that small potatoes level

enjoy LARP

Go on OP, I'm about to cum flexing by my cringe muscle alone.

>>1999809
>Casino
what movie did you just watch OP?

do you really get a hardon from roleplaying on the internet.

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can you advise me on pimpin'? I want to make 1000 bucks a day with ma bitches

>>1999605
>>1999809

Lets look at my first operation. Which is a story in itself.

>Drug Rehabilitation and Distribution.

Well what the fuck is that you may be thinking? Well here a quick simple overview.

Most street drug dealers, gangs, or other operations have a clientele of users and buyers that range from teenagers looking to score for a party. To homeless hardcore drug addicts dependant on their products. They all operate dial a dope numbers and use dealers to go drop off and collect money. This is the most basic of "Drug Dealing" operations. It is inherently risky in the sense of you need to constantly transport drugs and money. Deal with shady people on the street and move the money and product back and forth. Moving into a more advanced operation would be operating a trap house. A shady location that allows drug addicts to purchase drugs their drugs and do them in one location. Again risky. Draws attention in the neighbourhoods etc.

>I've taken this business model and moved it ahead 6 steps.

I operate a series of separate apartment complexes in my city that act as GOVERNMENT SPONSORED AND FUNDED drug rehabilitation and recovery homes. I bring in recovering drug addicts and families. Put them in government sponsored housing. Provide what the government views as conciliating support and clean living for the addicts. But I keep them addicted to the drugs that put them into these situations to begin with. I have "councillors" and "recovered" addicts that act as support workers bring in the drugs and introduce them to the addicts that are recovering. Causing them to relapse and keeping them as revolving customers.

The addicts and their families are ALL on paid welfare which I collect as rent for the housing. They also pay cash for the drugs.

Essentially I've created an all in one drug distribution super centre.

How do I get started on credit card fraud? I only want to do it online and not instore.

Are there many drug addicts in your city? How do you smuggle stuff?

damn how do i start