>wake up >this happens what do?

suckstart a shotgun

buy the dip, retire in 40 years happily

>phew! good thing I have a reasonable allocation in bonds and hold a significant amount of cash with which to live off of! I should scrounge up whatever money I can spare and buy more!

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>>1998703
enjoy the rise in my pagan relic's price, perhaps even buy the dip

>>1998723
This and

ALWAYS USE FUCKING STOP LOSSES.

kek will index funds even allow me to set up a stop loss?

I don't have any shitstocks so I wouldn't know. But I'm up like 500% or so on ETH so I wouldn't give a shit.

>>1998744
yes, i did with my SPDR indexes
ETFs are treated like regular common stock

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>>1998703
The dow goes to 0? That means that probably every major corporation in the world in bankrupt.

>No more production of goods and services, like oil, food, banks and insurers collapsed, tech firms collapsed.
>Hunderds of millions without money, food and energy.
>Total chaos, laws proably don't apply anymore, banks are trying to strip every homeowner with a mortgage of their property, stores get looted, everyone with any proprty is a target for the people who don't have anything.

Yeah, a stoploss on your stocks will save you from living in a mad max scenario.

>>1998830
I would unironically behead anyone who tries to take my home in such a situation. (((Bankers))) woupd.be the first to go.

>>1998830
Or they replaced the DOW with some blockchain quantum supercomputer program and everyone moved their money into it. Then it's just the DOW not existing anymore.

>>1998830
>>1998885
>the DOW
>graph clearly says S&P 500

>>1998744
>But I'm up like 500% or so on ETH so I wouldn't give a shit.
Congrats on your $24 in gainz!

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