Buy wife with bitcoin

>buy wife
>cheats on you with chad
dont waste your btc

>>1983747
I'm pretty sure it's not a one time fee.. You have to provide for them after you get them so it's gonna be 1 additional btc a month after that for the rest of your life.

>>1983752
You could always buy that bomb necklace from dark web, in case they try to cheat on you, just trigger the explosion, battle royale style.

Also imagine having to tell your friends and family how you met.. Awkward

File: start the v&.png (138KB, 289x409px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 289x409px

>>1983747

>>1983772
da fuk

File: pepecash3.jpg (128KB, 400x560px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 400x560px

>>1983772
Can i buy two of them?

File: 149160320315.jpg (53KB, 639x486px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 639x486px

>>1983772

>>1983792
That equals 28 therefor they are now legal

>>1983747
Get hype, remember these bitches only marry Euros and Fatlords for citizenship... stay sad.

>>1983848
It is better than jacking off with my hand every day, no white women will ever marry me, 99% white women are entitled cunt anyway

>>1983747
This turns me on soo much. Damn. Women being sold as commodities.

>>1983906
But commodities have value friend

You're going to wake up tied to a bed with an IV drip to find that one of your kidneys is missing.

>>1983747
>They become slaves, but their family lives.
wew

File: pimp-header.jpg (94KB, 550x361px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 550x361px

i will give you 100 dollars.i can pimp her out for 15 bucks once I get her on crack.i love my pimpin' life

>>1983857
even russians + latinas tend to be entitled cunts.

>>1983747
Can I sell myself for 2 BTC? I'm a virgin and good at playing pretend.

>>1983747
this is for sure a scam but funny as fuck

File: 1492788897591.gif (2MB, 350x255px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 350x255px

>>1983747
>tfw I could afford 11 wives

>>1983772
:(

>>1983772
what is the legality of this

>>1983962
Women are sort of like cars. They have value, but it decreases over time and the maintenance costs shoot through the roof.

The best strategy is to buy a used one which isn't too old, and then just replace it every couple years.

Damn why does Japan love bitcoin so much?

File: 17 - 1.jpg (73KB, 480x716px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 480x716px

mfw reading first paragraph
laughing
poker face, it really makes sense that's the solution to these poor people
sigh
>check the photos
>holy shit its actually a good deal
fuck

File: smug.png (200KB, 547x402px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 547x402px

>>1984189
if she consents tho

>>1984293
Why is the background for the bottom one /r9k/ instead of /b/?

>tfw started posting a lot during the summer of 2011 before Reddit ruined everything and can no longer tell if I'm still a newfag or not

>>1983747
there arent really spergs here that think this toad faced gook is hot right

>>1984557
well i wouldnt turn her down, thats for sure
wouldn't call her hot though

>reparing of the engine of the scooter

>>1984585
asian countries has more scooters than cars

>>1983772
>https://prettyasianbrides.com/#price
lol, no way this is legal, FBI honeypot?

Jesus christ, this is actually worth a few toughts...

File: 1487277005549.jpg (72KB, 597x525px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 597x525px

aww yeah

>>1984300
kek

>>1984257
Yeah but a used woman usually costs more. It would be cheaper to get a brand new wife and replace her after time.

How are they delivered though?

>>1984124
Save up and buy North Korean refugees after WWIII. Trust me, I'm from /pol.

>>1984826
crates

Buying qt russian 2btc

I want one

File: ancap plan.jpg (81KB, 640x1252px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 640x1252px

>>1983772

File: c832afd3d6b8664791e21332fd3fe9f1.jpg (84KB, 680x958px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 680x958px

>>1983747
>14 years old.

>>1983747
>>1983772
this is the only good argument I have seen so far for getting into shitcoins

>>1984860
SHAREBLUE GET OUT

I'd probably do this (an 18+ year old one) if it wasn't a scam that would just steal my money or was a FBI honeypot that would get authorities knocking on my door.

File: 1410542330407.png (88KB, 400x222px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 400x222px

Don't waste money for a woman that will get her citizenship over your ass. Instead help a poorfag out if you feel generous, 1k would change my life.

>>1985280
Get a job, hippie.

>>1985285
I do have one but earning 300$ a month feels like shit

File: 1490317464728.jpg (285KB, 1000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 1000x1333px

Not like its a discount with BTC though.

I too would also love to have a asianmail-order bride i buy with my meme-stock profits, that i could bring to nice home and love for the rest of my life. I have read all about them. There are two possible outcomes

1.) You two learn about each other and live happily ever after!

2.) She has a secret husband back home (yes. this happens) and you're permanently screwed.

So if i were you, i would fly to the asia country in person, setup some dates, just to confirm its legit.

GL, ill be getting one in 10 years. And pls, eventhough everyone on biz is degenerate autist who like to torture women for pleasure, please treat her right like shes your 2d waifu.

Lol, don't bother.

I have experience with these sites and it usually turns out:

1). It's a scam -- especially with something as obvious as "prettyasianbrides.com." Legit sites are referral-only.

2). Pictures are shopped/ lieing -- If they were that pretty they wouldn't be selling themselves like that.

3). They're actually smart -- they know: you're too much of a limp-wrist to try anything, and even if you do, they're in the first world now and can call the authorities on you when you try to make a move on them. Gl, they're not the sex-dolls you think they are.

4). They'll run away -- Pretty self-explanatory.

5). They're absolutely fucking useless -- Don't speak english good, can't do basic chores around the house, don't put out. You wasted your money.

My mother was one of these "mail-order brides" and she cucked my step-dad hard. The game hasn't changed since three decades ago and I've seen the same shit happen to my acquaintances.

Tl;dr -- It's not worth it. Get an escort/ugly girl.

File: ill_take_two.jpg (46KB, 637x479px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 637x479px

>>1983772

File: Screenshot_20170424-042157.png (630KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

630KB, 1080x1920px

THICC