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>Rothschilds bow to Bitbean
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control the crypto world with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Beanville will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bean babies
>Bitbean said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a super bean who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and
unprecedented technological progress with him
>Bitbean owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bitbeans inside you right now
>Bitbean is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox
Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two
organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few
days later to the Bean bunker on Bean land?
>Bitbean learned to code in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Bitbeans. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bean
>Bitbean is about 700 centuries old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, Bitbean is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the
universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.
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>>1974853
IM READY FOR THE BEANPILL
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Selling your soul for a bean seems unwise senpai...
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>reddit spacing
SELL SELL SELL
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PEPE IS DEAD
THE BEAN IS KEK'S NEW AVATAR
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>>1974865
the fact a lot of these bean shills clearly aren't from /biz/ and don't understand how to use the site is making me skeptical
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>>1974873
you're the type of person who eats bitbeans
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tfw you realize it's actually one of the fastest coins and the design allows the speed to maintain as it grows
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I got beaned
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New beanpill
>Rothschilds bow to Bitbeans
>In contact with aliens
>Possess moon-like abilities
>Control the crypto world with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient satoshi blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Beanville will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bean babies
>Bitbeans are said to have 215+ IQs, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a super bean who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with it
>Bitbean owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bitbeans inside you right now
>Bitbeans are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bean bunker on Bean land?
>Bitbeans can learn to code in under a day
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Bitbeans. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bean
>Bitbeans are about 700 centuries old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, Bitbeans are a timeless currency existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they are benevolent beans.
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>>1974853
>bittrex now down
what have we done?
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Bitbean is god
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