ITT: Things we can monetize.
I'll start:
This man is selling "intelligent conversations":
http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/MiscServices/call-emie-for-an-intelligent-stimulating-conversation/46413151
>>1970314
i have a huge dick, am reasonably attractive, socially well adjusted and have quite a bit of experience with women. i always thought i'd become a male hooker for wealthy old women if my /biz/ goals didn't work out. they did though. anyway, like the thread idea. have a bump.
>>1970443
You could probably still make some money with that if you ever needed to stoop that low. It's an interesting life anyway
bumping because poor
Your time spent browsing chan
>>1971128
a shitposting buddy - pay for some guy to shitpost with you on topics and boards you choose for an hourly rate
>>1971387
Wait but isn't the point to be in the position of the person being paid here? The shitposter? As opposed to hire him?
If I hire someone to shitpost for me, that kinda makes me the sucker, no?