$1000 to $10000

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Spend 30$ on good kneepads and such 9000 dicks for 1$ each or 18000 dicks for 0.50$ each.

>>1951481
That's at least 300 blowjobs per day, how would you achieve that?

>>1951487
Middle out compression.

>>1951475
Sell your house with your family in it.

>>1951481
ayy

>>1951475
first guy is a retard, dont take his advice, first, its called the promotion pad and second just suck 20 dicks a day for 20 dollar each. you'll get tipped once a while depending how much of a whore you are.

buy eth

>>1951475
Gamble Forex against the USD

Cryptocurrency and prayer.

eth

>>1951475
400$ cheap fast boob implant, 100$ antibiotics, 450$ worth of cocaine, 50$ spent at one dollar store women cloth.

Thank me later.

>>1951475
forex maybe?

>>1951502
Underrated post

>>1951475
Options mothafukka

>>1951487
Send out flyers and market yourself. Schedule multiple clients at once and if all else fails buy some lube and get pig roasted.

btc

>>1951475
Deposit the $1000 as collateral on a 10,000 dollar loan.

>>1951475
Buying and selling JNUG/JDST

>>1951475
i counted cards and turned 2.8k into 20k in a month.

They know and now they cut the shoes in half at my local casino.

feels bad man

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>>1951475
I buy WBB on Bittrex

>inb4 cryptofag shitcoiner
money is money. so screencap this.

If you had 300 days i would say Pivx, but 30 days i don't know.

>>1951475
Sounds like fun!

I'll try and document all my trades then post a thread in a month with a screen shot of this tread to let you all know how I did.

Others are welcome to try as well

I will only be trading my full stack. ie all in every time.

>>1951475
Buy PIVX on margin.

Enjoy

buy DOPE nigga.

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>>1951475
Buy ETH and moonman it

>>1951481
You mean 9030 dicks or 18060 dicks

>>1951475
Kneepads

>>1951475
Buy guns, rob a bank.

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>>1954423
This is the only way

>Use $1000 dollars to buy gun
>Rob bank
> ?????
>Profit

>>1951475
go to my checking account and withdraw $9000

>>1951475
>apply for secured personal loan
>invest in some meme coins

More realistic

>>1951481
Then you're left with 9,970 dollars you fucking dumbass.

>>1951475

>All in JNUG today
>TOns of naked short action
>Gold way up stock way down because some hedge fuked up his short positions
>Company throws on a halt thru SECC and implements no more share creation
>Only follows supply and demand now with no new shares
>going to moonshoot tuesday.

Cap this and post it tuesday night when you rich.

>>1952752

I hope your in Jnug before the close today, tuesday is going to be nuts. Naked shorts are gunna bee fugggged.

>>1955355
Bag holding 1100 shares since 7.14 pls help

>>1951502
Keked

>>1955361

Wait for Tuesday its going to be a bloodbath, shorts gunna be fugggggged.

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>>1951475

Suck dicks

figuring you could get the average guy to come in 5 minutes with your oral technique, that works out to 288 clients in a 24 hour day.

That works out to 8,640 clients in a 30 period, doing absolutely nothing but sucking dick for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and subsisting on semen and water

Given that you'd need 9,000 dollars by the end, this means youll need to charge approximately $1.05/blowjob to meet your goal.

To get more realistic, we'll assume you need 8 hours of sleep per night, and perhaps a total of 2 extra hours per day for meals. This leaves you with only 14 hours per day to orally satisfy men, reducing your clients per day to 168, or 5,040 in a 30-day period. At this rate, you would instead need to charge approximately $1.79/blowjob to hit your goal.

Of course, none of this takes into account the learning rates that would come into play as you get better and better at servicing clients orally with your rapidly improving technique, and is a ballpark estimate at best.

Good luck, anon.

>>1955350
970 dumbass

>>1951475
Pick a business, short their stocks and then pipe bomb it

>>1951475
Trade JNUG, JDST, UGAZ, and DGAZ