State your best business ideas. Not like you are going to go

A burger place with the cheapest burgers, and also the best tasting burgers using the most humane and ethical meat

Please don't steal

No ideas but inventions
Wifi phone charging
Escalator ladders

>>1940572
>Escalator ladders
kek

a dating site for catfish

Radio for pets

I'm going to make a coin for merkel, and then list it, i hope memepower gives it value and im going to be a rich N1ga

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>escalator ladders

>>1940522
a usb device that simulates a mouse movement every 14:59 minutes, so that your corporate work computer doesn't automatically log off

I have an idea for an implement that's really similar to a fork but has no slots in it - and is curved in nature. It's really ideal for eating something like applesauce, which I've always eaten with a straw, and for feeding people ideas they didn't come up with themselves.

>>1940588
go on

>>1942119
>open word document
>put coin on a letter of your keyboard
>never get logged off

>>1942120
So you've invented a spoon?

>>1942139
that's too much work, plus i actually came up with this idea for people who have to use tablet computers in vehicles. the movement of the vehicle would cause to coin to slip off the keyboard.

>buy shit from aliexpress
>sell

>>1940522
It would be fun to buy some land in a desert area reasonably close to an ocean (like SE California), get pipeline access straight from the ocean, build up a solar farm, and then use the energy to desalinate ocean water.

Desalination is usually pretty expensive but it's getting to the point where breaking even energy-wise is becoming a reality.


There are many bone-dry river basins and streams that could benefit from flowing ocean water into the desert. In this instance, you save quite a bit on the process by not having to contain or control it. The Earth does the work for free.

>>1942119
>Corporate Espionage Risk Enhancement Stick

>>1940572
>wifi phone charging
there are like a hundred research groups at universities all over the world doing this. If this ever becomes a thing (which is doubtful considering the ridiculously low energies being transmitted by wifi) you're not gonna be a part of it.

>>1942163
hey, maybe CERES could be the brand name.

yeah it's a security risk and you would get in trouble for using it sure, but the chance of somebody stealing a low level employee's computer to spy is slim.

anyway this is just a throwaway idea, hence my posting it in this thread. designing and manufacturing an actual product is so 20th century. i also got a billion dollar idea for a website, but i will not be posting that.

>>1940522
We create blogs and youtube channels
We visit each others blogs an channels daily to click the links
Profit?

>>1942119
Easy

Auto hotkey
Script that presses shift every 14 mins

>>1940522
boat building. i'll slave away alone in my shop so i cut down on costs and will use salvaged materials and wood i'll ilegally cut from woods.

i'm not saying it will turn huge profits but it should be able to keep me well fed, in a reasonable yet small and cheap apartment.

Self serve microbrewery/hangout.

Sending thirsty men on Tinder prerecorded video and pics of camgirls in exchange for deposits.

But seriously, is there anything illegal about doing that?

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>>1940522
d-double decker sofas

>>1942387

Not a lawyer, but you profit from videos that arent yours, smells like trouble

vr counter strike with a real sized dust_2 play field

>>1942142
Or a spork.
But sknife tho..

>>1940572
>escalstor ladders
Someone get this man on sharktank

>>1942162
I have an idea too. develop superintelligent AI and humans will never have to work again/exist. faggot

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So here collects the intellectual might of the /biz/raelites. So far we have:

>a spoon
>pet radio
>escalator ladders
>simple computer script
>porn

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>>1940572
>escalator ladders
>>1940580
>>1942407

never change /biz/

>>1940522
Working on worm/fish farm, lithium battery pack building, party bus, adult novelty shop, and a plethora of side ahit on top of working over 50 hours a week.

Mutherfucker i can hardly walk and every step i take wagecucking is 1 less i take after i am free.

I WILL NOT work till i am 70 and die.

>>1940527
Come to southeast kansas. I have been all over america and the guy making them will flat out teach u. Im seriously gonna have him teach me in case he dies first.

I cannot live without a road trip ans burger one day a month

>>1942236
it's for use on computers at big companies where autohotkeys isn't an approved software, and you have to have administrator rights to download anything.

>>1942504
we have better ideas than this, idiot, but we're not sharing the good ones.

>>1940580
I have that anon. Its caled a pond and mealworm breeding

>>1942119
Usb splitter. 2 mice. Actator or serco or something. At random intervals shove the mouse a random amount but enough to trigger the clock. Harder to trace. Hide that shit.

Done.

Bonus for msking bros with tech

>>1942609
not sure if i understand your post
>shove the mouse
but the point of my thing is that you don't have to do anything. it has to be easier than logging in.

>msking
wat?

Ice cream glove's

A device you place on your cock that moves up and down to simulate the movement of the porn you are watching. couple it with 1st person VR and its almost as if you are fucking the girl!

>>1942661

All companies have policies for compliance violations

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>>1942497

>>1940572
what dou you think about "escalating escalators"?

>>1942119
this is so stupid it could really work if you team up with a product designer and start a kickstarter campaign.

>>1940522
I might start a dairy farm/creamery that sells hard-to-find products like sheep's milk for the Whole Foods crowd.

>>1940522
i call it the idea coin; the newest cryptocoin.
Tell me if you want to join me to the moon, idea(coin) will come soon.

>>1942667
nice

>>1942479
To get jokeable publicity and flail in front oc cucks while 9 deals are made??

Topkek. Fuck those cucks.

>>1940572

I'm intrigued by the escalor ladder.

If safe and easy, that would be a killer invention.

>>1940522

An oven that heats nachos

>>1942699
They make automated jerk off tools. Some even work on audio. Im sure this exists already by now but go for it.

>>1942760
Stupid cuck

Idea A (now on step 1)
1. Learning how to build a webshop for a cheap as possible ($5/m)

2. Open many different webshops selling specific niche products

3. Spend $500/m in makerting on FB per site until $500 becomes 10% of sales (should take 2-3 months)

4. Have one storage for all webshops and one free intern packing everything for each website

5. Make $2000-3000 profit per website per month

Idea B

1. Find a product with very high profit margin and medium price ( Product I have 2USD to make, $23usd sale price) and can be sold to all people of all ages

2. Make this product as cool as possible with great product design and packaging design to higher the value

3. Find as many influencers on social media as you can and get them to market your product

4. Find as many potential clients that could put this product to sell in their shops

5. Sell online and wholesale as much as you can while using every cent of profit on marketing

6. Grow sales into 30-40k a month and decreace marketing to 20% of sales. Profit should be close to 20k month and sales still increasing because amount spent on marketing

>>1942407
>>1942519
double decker sofa is from the lego movie

>>1940598
do it, political coins are guaranteed money. I'd buy in

>>1942387
It's fraud. And you're not the first to try eWhoring, it's completely saturated and you won't make shit plus you'll feel like a total creep

>>1940522
if any of you fags live in toronto and are looking for work,
you may want to contact real estate companies and offer to hammer in for sale signs. there are a large number of listings and the regular sign guys are overburdened.

an email from a sign installing company to a toronto real estate company:
"From: The Sign Installers
Sent: Saturday, April 8, 2017 1:49 PM

Subject: **** IMPORTANT NOTICE – POSSIBLE DELAY ****

**** IMPORTANT ****
This spring market is AWESOME, and we are happy that our customers are doing so well. And we genuinely appreciate you selecting us as your sign installation company.
DUE TO HIGH CALL VOLUMES, your order may take two business days to install, instead of the usual one day. Our drivers are working up until 9PM each day in an attempt to deliver on our exceptional service.
Please communicate with your vendors and set their expectations accordingly."

http://www.greaterfool.ca/2017/04/09/bubble-bloat/

i saw some guy post about doing this on biz and i think he said he made $50 or maybe more per hour cash doing this. you'd need to use your own vehicle. just passing on the info. maybe someone on here can use it :)

>>1940522
uber for computer/tech help

>>1940522
An investment crowdfunding website. If a venture gets enough investments past the required threshold, then they get the capital they need, and business experts are sent to help the business startup. From then on it treats the company like a private equity firm would, and offers "investors" a return on investment depending on success.

It's sort of like kickstarter, and taps into the same market of brainless teenagers. But it actually functions as a business in its own right, and does everything in its power to ensure that the company being invested in succeeds. I imagine people would be willing to invest a lot more into kickstart-esque programs if they knew that there was a chance at getting good money back, and professional businessmen went to go help that company takeoff.

>>1942504
lmfao

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>>1940522
>learn basic programming in a year
>create AI that mimics a dog or some animal
>create a prototype body for your AI
>install the software to its prototype body
>rally investors for support
>have a team of engineers build a better suit for the AI that is both more mobile, durable and toddler resistant
>market it as an alternative to a real pet as it doesn't eat, sleep or require much attention.
>girls get the cuter version which acts as if it were a dog
>boys get mechs, transforming tanks and pokemon clones that fight one another
>sell them for $200 to 300 with enough features included to almost rival a console game

>>1940572
>Wifi phone charging

Wireless electricity already exists but is highly inefficient due to the way physics works. You could make a wireless phone charger than charges your phone from like a few feet away but 99% of the electricity would be wasted.

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>>1944087
>learn basic programming in a year
>create AI that mimics a dog or some animal

>>1944088
I could see it being good for hub areas, like where depressed men wait at the mall while their wife is shopping. Or maybe for luxury cabins on trains, possibly even cars.

Although I agree that it would be far too inefficient to be used on a large scale.

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>>1940522
>stockpile shitloads of honey and store it in my deep freezer
>bees go extinct
>sell honey at obscene markup

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>>1940522
>buy some mint plants online
>selectively breed it on your balcony until it tastes completely different
>create a paranormal website selling your shit tea
>only sell the terrible plants and keep the tasty ones to make tea for yourself
>drink good tea everyday while some poor cuck buys your $10 lucky tea
>introduce new super lucky tea with honey and ginseng™, only $50

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>>1942667
Ali g?

>>1942574
Tell me more about your worm farm.

Set up live steam on Youtube of desktop American flag. Name it "MAGA STREAM" so you won't take it down for shit (buy vpn). Get adds and donations?

I had an idea for a fiver where you offer to raise any flag with any image or text to any music on your yard. Too bad I don't have a flagpole, or a yard.

A device thats like a mini butt plug for straight men to store drugs in in case of emergencies

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>>1940522

>dog escort service.

I'll have all types of bitches available for your pooch's pleasure. Small ones, tall ones, black ones, white ones, brown ones; you name it we have it. I'll charge extra for a virgin bitch. Your doggy deserves a good time after all that ball chasing.

>>1945920
I can already see you in a lambo anon

Good luck