Hi, I'm here for the job interview?

Well, looks like you have a solid work history for this industry and position. Good references. Good recommendation letters. You're hired!

>>1921550
>things that would never happen

>>1921554
>2k+17
>hiring persons for superficial reasons
that really tipped my zozzle
Have fun getting fucked over by Chad and Stacy

>>1921559
>being this triggered
You have facial tatts and piercings dont you.

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>>1921546
Oh yes, welcome anon. Right this way

>>1921563
I have whatever you want bud

>>1921568
that's because you're a cock sucker.

>>1921546
Hi, I'm here for the same thread as always.

>>1921546

Yes, we've been meaning to hire a new coat hanger for the longest.

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>>1921546
All I see is Max

>>1921550
>believing in meritocracy
>2017

>>1921984
>current year
>believing in meritocracy
>believing in nepotism
>believing that there is any qualifying requirement for an employee
>not believing in nihilism
but x y therefore z hruehruhreurh

>>1921546

>F-FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD

>>1921546

I'd like to make you our VP of sales.

Is $300,000 a year enough for you?

>>1921546
welcome to Antifa, anon! We'll pay you the sorosbux at the end of the day. First things first, let's get your iphone7 set up. hey, are you vegan, man?

>>1921546
People who do that to themselves usually have enough connections to get employed.

I work in computing and I know at least 3 people who look like that, each works either on social or some other "creative" shit, each has like 10000 social media connections to other people who look like that. Sure they all look like clowns and they're pretty useless at anything other than kissing asses, but they get employed pretty much any time they apply since they network non-stop.

In the meantime a parade of basement autists and clean shaven nice suit graduate normies goes through the room every time we have an opening and maybe 1 in 20 gets a job.

>>1922236
Where can i sign up to work for soros? I want gibs.

>>1922327
craigslist i think, but it's not gibs. you have to have a can do attitude and you may get arrested.

>>1922371
Don't they have any online shill work from home positions? I could spam poll all day and make bank.

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>>1921566

>>1922403
yeah but you're going to need a degree from an Ivy to land one of these plum positions with an NGO.

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This is Telefonica's Chief Data Officer.

>>1921546
how can anyone hate himself so much?