ETH is set to moon tomorrow right? Is everyone ready?

Seriously. Everyone ready for this?

Are you retarded?

>>1911280
if eat isn't at 60 by friday i will kill myself live on a sex cam

>>1911422
I know the ETF already failed. Fine.

But you guys really think it's going to tank tomorrow or something?

Should I just sell now?

FUCK should I just sell my ETH or hold it long-term?

>>1911426
Noted

>>1911451
nobody knows so make up your mind mind already

>>1911451
Hold

>>1911280
It has already been rejected. Maybe a potential testrun tho, who knows?

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Someone please help me.

I'm a 21 year old neuroscience major who knows not a single fucking thing about finance or trading or meme currency or taxes.

Last year when ethereum was less than a dollar I got on /biz/ and someone was like "why are you not buying ethereum literally free money etc etc" and I was high off my balls on adderall so I said fuck I'd rather bet my sad <$300 in savings on 4chan memes than have it sit in my bank account doing nothing.

Anyway I forgot about it until recently because I wanted to get the new Zelda game and was strapped for cash. I discovered that my 300 ethereums is now worth like $15k.

What did the split mean? Does that affect me at all?

Should I hold it and hope price goes higher or is 50 bucks an ethereum as good as it gets?

Do I have to pay taxes on this when I sell them for cash? How does any of that even work?

Can you even sell 15 grand worth of this shit at a time?

Pls respond

>>1911700
Do you still have access to the funds?

>>1911700
the split shouldn't effect you unless you bought at initial offering
you will have to pay capital gains on the 14,700 dollars you made if you sell now
if you open a coinbase account you will be able to sell. your sell limits will probably not be 15k right off the bat but you will be able to get rid you your coins pretty fast.

>>1911451
Hold you fucking pussy. It's due for a massive jump sometime in the next 2 days. If you're really that unsure, set an auto-sell order at about $48.

Future you is welcome.

>>1911725
Why the fuck would he sell to Coinbase at a huge fee instead of just trading it in the Coinbase exchange instantly and with almost no fee?

I can't imagine why people do this. You're giving away your money if you do this.

>>1911737
>Due for a massive jump

M8, eth has been pumped silly these last two months

>>1911741
what do you mean how else would you sell?

>>1911795
Transfer it to Coinbase's Gdax exchange and sell it to people for USD instantly at market price.

How fucking new are you? Be honest.

>>1911737
how the fuck do you set an auto sell order on poloniex?

>>1911907
Stop limits. Click on the "what is this?" and read before you try to use the exchange newbie.

>>1911451
Bitcoin doesn't give a fuck about ETFs anymore, it keeps going up.

>>1911280
What happens tomorrow?

>>1911950
nothin, its allready happening.

I'm switching over to LBC because it seems promising.

Is there a reason that it pumps late thursday/early friday for a few weeks now?

asians getting their paychecks?

>>1911952
What is?

>>1911950
Oh, you FUCKING morons. goddamnit.

>>1911969
bitcoins second etf got rejected

Get on LBC now!!!

I'm trying to help you wagecucks out there

Wait? How is fucking Ethereum $53 right now?

I remember this garbage was almost dead just half a year go...

What happened here?

>>1912115
ETH just goes from 49/50 to 52/53 and back again over and over. Slow gains.

LBC on the other hand is taking off and now is the time to get in if you want to see some overnight success.

Nothing special is going to happen with ETH tomorrow. Can we all abandon this thread now, thanks.

>>1911700
Sell half and hold the rest until it's at $500

is march 31st rumour true?

>>1911700

Give them to me and I'll handle all the paperwork for you.

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>nocoiners on suicide watch

So is crashing soon? When should I buy?

>>1912928
wtf is the march 31st rumor

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>>1912978
ETH will be dumped on March 31st
insider traders have been starting early already

>>1912978
jealous nocoiners

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https://youtu.be/eThVi1mhJjQ

>>1912978
i heard koreans are dumping on 31st

>>1912928
>>1913075
>>1913155
From
WHAT
Fucking
SOURCE
?

>>1913159
4chan.org/biz

>>1913159

https://youtu.be/DkrhiG3p6jk

>>1913088
What nonsense
"Who is buying Bitcoin right now?"
For starters, scores of people buying drugs.

>>1913159
It's just a stupid rumor on /biz/. There is no March 31st drop.

>>1913235
get off my board ling

>>1913235
Why would it be "mega cool" to store all eBay transactions on the Ethereum network?
Saving tons of money, really?

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>>1913155

If it's true I'm gonna get ready to trade or buy for more eth because eth discount days are a gift from kek. I'm sure JP Morgan and Microsoft are in because they give a fuck about what some south koreans are gonna do. We're talking trillion dollar markets in the future! THINK MCFLY!

>>1913222
kek

praise him

First time to deal with Crypto at all. Question.
How come ETH/BTC and ETH/USDT different Volume and price when I look on Poliniex.

WHY IS ETH SUPPOSED TO RISE
WHY IS ETH SUPPOSED TO LOWER

I need answers people

>>1913367
>How come ETH/BTC and ETH/USDT different Volume and price when I look on Poliniex.
They're independent markets
One is the volume of ETH/BTC trades in BTC
The other is the volume of ETH/USDT trades in USDT

>>1913367
Different markets

>>1913370
The Korean whale is going to dump ETH on March 31st. Expect 30-35 USD/ETH.

>>1913374
>>1913376

What's the market I should care about/ pay attention to? Protips?

>>1913377
What the fuck are you talking about dump? It was my understanding the whales were going to buy

>>1913380
The Korean whale (group) bought at 20-25

>>1913379
I glance the USDT because I'm interested in the dollar value even though I initially bought with BTC

>>1913384
That whale group has not bought yet, there have been multiple confirmations including from one of the members directly

>>1913384
i thought that was venezuela and the fact that coinbase put eth on their site

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>>1913377

If it's true I'm gonna get ready to trade or buy for more eth because eth discount days are a gift from kek. I'm sure JP Morgan and Microsoft are in because they give a fuck about what some south koreans are gonna do. We're talking trillion dollar markets in the future! THINK MCFLY!

>>1913409
Venezuela moved to Pepecash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOLylE4vaHc

>>1913251
korean whales gonna dump it down to 25 dollar to buy back in

>>1913413
lmfao

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>>1913464
Doesn't mean anyone has to sell their shit for a loss it means they can buy in cheap if it really gets there and stays there without flying back up thanks to everyone thirsty for that sweet eth