"Crime doesn't pa-"

*Blue collar crime doesn't pay.

credit card fraud and identity theft pay out big and if you're not an idiot theres pretty much no way to get caught

>>1910049
>4th column is jail sentences
>Implying they're just gonna let you keep the money after you do your time

Their sentences are so low probably because they fully cooperated in returning the stolen money. If you hid it and refused to return the judge would rape you in court.

Yeah and they're probably banned for life from running a company

>>1910204
to be fair the 118+ million guy definitely has stashed a few millions away somewhere for when he leaves prison... in a decade.

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>>1910049

Cherry-picking some of the biggest known cases is not really convincing anyone. That's the same logic as looking at Microsoft and Apple and claiming "all start-ups create billionaires". How about we look at the tens of thousands of startups that fial and you never hear about them?

How about looking at the tens of thousands of fraud attempts that don't work, get caught, get sentences for years in prison for pocket change? Does crime still look like it's paying?

>>1910096
>credit card fraud and identity theft pay out big and if you're not an idiot theres pretty much no way to get caught

Should I do it then? Why isn't everyone doing it?

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>>1910225

Michael Milken is worth 2.5 billion and only ended up serving two years out of a ten year sentence.

>>1910757
Wtf I need to become him now instead of being a wagey

>>1910231
Yea and he can obtain alot of knowledge in prison, lots of spare time to enlighten

Most criminals don't make a lot of money.
http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2012/06/11/Why-Robbing-Banks-Really-Doesnt-Pay

Education pays off

>>1905450

>>1910980
That's because their retards.

Credit card fraud makes WAY more than physical robbery of banks, is safer, much lower risk of getting caught and has far lower punishments.

Hell.rob a bank with a gun - near guaranteed caught with high minimum sentencing.

Commit bank fraud and steal 100x that. Few years min security.

>>1910049
>make a few million
>put it into bitcoins
>backup your wallets
>end up in white collar Jail for 6 months
>basically 6 months of reading books, studying, leisure, sleeping
>still have most of your money

What's stopping you /biz/?

>>1911297
Nothing. I'm going to fucking do it.

>>1911297
can't you do this in japan? or any 3rd world with intranet?

>>1911297
you forgot

> get fucked in the ass by well-endowed negros 3 times a day

>>1912269
its a good thing that doesn't actually happen.... ever heard of a conjugal visit? and you can buy porn mags in most prisons now