>be me >4.0 with a masters in statistics >STILL can't

>>1907638
>statistics
ha, dont """count""" on it

you may be at the wrong end of the "tail"

>>1907638
Statistics may be dull, but it has its "moments".

>>1907638
>>4.0 with a masters in statistics
>>STILL can't find a job

Put "Mixed Race" African American as your status for all applications, no matter what your lineage. It will improve your callback rate by around 15 to 25%

What are the odds that you are just a faggot and no one wants to hire you?

>>1907638
You didn't make connections and/or you don't know how to talk properly.

>>1907638
>be "you"
There your problem

>>1907638
theres literally 1000's of data scientist jobs on any job board

>>1907892
what this guy said. I call bullshit on your claims OP.

>>1907638
Honestly I work as an actuary and with a masters in stats you should be able to pass the actuarial tests and get a job as an actuary no problem.

Give it enough time and you'll make more than the doctors.

Did you think just a college education would be enough for a job? What? You need certifications and qualifications you moron. Choose a career that you are specifically interested in and get certified in that career. For me, it's being an actuary.

>>1907638
Shouldn't have gone to the University of Phoenix

>>1907638
>masters in statistics

nice meme

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>meme degree

>>1908776
isnt that every degree at this point?

i think the meme is the idea of degree = job, like >>1907918 and >>1907887 explained

fuck me with enough stuff in your CV/portfolio any degree becomes a non meme degree. liberal arts? do shit in your spare time and email and connect with tv people for fucks sake.

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>have MBA with marketing concentration
>$100,000 starting salary

>>1907638
you must be really inept or socially retarded for that to happen. what the fuck did you do in school? you talk to anyone? if you're going for a masters....

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>>1909005
>you must be really inept or socially retarded for that to happen.
Yup. I'm autistic. Hence why I hang out here.

>>1907638

The cold, hard truth: No one in reality gives a shit about a degree.

>>1907638
Maybe because you're 4?

>be me 22
>dumb tradie drug addict
>70k a year

Everyone, stop being so mean

>>1907638
>be me

>>>/b/ ...off you go, sonny

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>>1909740

>>1907638
>Fix your resume
>Work on something related to your trade during free time to build up skills and a portfolio
>Send it to 20-30 places per week
>Done

A friend of mine

>lives in Germany at the border to Switzerland
>works in Switzerland
>after five years he is making more money than all his buddies who did their Masters degree and started at Big 4

I'm trying to do the same. Get a job in Switzerland while still being able to live in Germany.

>>1907638
You can just tell her tits are ugly

guys, be nice to OP. he has just entered the real world for the first time

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>>1910589
>he has just entered the real world for the first time
meanwhile you're hear shitposting on /biz/

>>1907638
What the fuck is with the white spots on her arms?

>>1907638
I'm getting my masters in Biostatistics, so I hope this isn't true.

>>1907638
>get meme degree
>jobs fall out of the sky
>gets hit with a dick instead.

Op's life in 3 lines...

>>1911068
You will need to get a research job in academia. Completely different kind of work from the types of jobs OP should be looking for, which are essentially data analyst/financial analyst/business analyst jobs if he wants to have any kind of success.

>>1907638
>entering stats
>when the first wave of automation is starting to roll out in that field
you fucked up

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>he fell for the masters meme

>>1907638
it's because you can't code pleb

stats + coding = data science (elder god tier)

you got your masters before getting a job, couldve had your employer pay for it

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>>1910981
>hear

>>1907918
Hey I'm thinking about becoming an actuary?
What's the kind of shit I should be doing?
Currently taking calculus 3 and c++
My cc only has one stats class lol.
Might transfer to San Jose state and major in applied mathematics in concentration of economics and actuary sciences

>>1907638
4.0 is easy at shit uni

>>1911082
>what are pharmaceuticals

Stats masters here. I could find a job easily. How good are you in R, Rmarkdown?

>>1909753
>thread about statistics
>joke about being "mean"

Underrated post