Hey can someone write some benefits of a mac-book sticker. I

Come on guys. Help a /biz/ lurker out. I am trying to build a business here

Pay someone to write it. It'll cost you $50 and well-written copy will increase sales way more than you realize.

Gets you street cred when you virtue signal that's one.

1. Hides the fact you own a MacBook
2.Niggers won't steal MacBook because it doesn't look like a MacBook
3.increases thermal temperatures, shortening life of the MacBook
4. Made in China, MacBook owners love communism!
5. Makes your MacBook feel unique when really inside its bland and exactly the same as any other MacBook
6. Chemicals contained in this product are known to the state of California to cause cancer
7. Nothing says you're in touch with nature more than a flower patterned plastic adhesive smothered laptop wrap!
8. Your boyfriend will love it

Scratch resistant, Water repellent, express your uniqueness and creativity, hides tackiness, removable

>>1906897
Where can I find good copy writers?

>>1906921
made me kek

>>1906976
These are actually not bad!

>>1907116

Elance.com or a similar outsourcing website. There's a few of them.