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>>1899713

Probably just kill yourself.

Cash out your savings and buy kneepads

>>1899716
suicide is illegal
>>1899723
prostitution is illegal

>>1899713
young eh ... what's your face/body like? can you audition for parts in productions?

Acquire loans and credit cards until u have 50-100k worth and then file for bankruptcy after maxing them all out.
Second
Find illness that can into disability payments get lawyer first then go see doctor within a year you'll get 600 or more a month for free

>>1899713
>21
dude your still a kid.

Let me know when your in your 30's and have none of those things and then you will know what suffering is.

Go back to playing video games enjoy being a kid with no responsibilities.

>>1899713
get a job u worthless piece of shit. any job is better than no job u fucking loser.

>>1899713
b u y E T H
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>>1899713
put it all on black

>>1899735
I'm 5/10 with an average dick, I couldn't make it in porn
>>1899738
trading 10 years of shit credit for 100k doesn't seem like a great deal, and I have no illnesses at all
>>1899838
true but it seems like a slippery slope sometimes
>>1899871
I can't find any job outside of fast food or being a cashier. My last 3 jobs were being a cashier and it's kill yourself tier

>>1899875
>>1899880
I don't gamble

>I can't find any job outside of fast food or being a cashier. My last 3 jobs were being a cashier and it's kill yourself tier

YOU LAZY MOTHER FUCKER GET A JOB AND BE THE BEST EMPLOYEE YOU CAN BE. Quit being such a piece of shit. You're not too good to have a job like this. There's a mexican right now willing to do that job for half of minimum wage. Go back to /b/.

start looking for jobs and get the best job you are able to support yourself with. Cut your spending on non-necessary goods to a minimum (start looking for ways to save costs on food and living, usually these are largest and cut spending on entertainment), though remember to treat yourself once in a while to deal with stress. In the meantime learn what your strengths are at work, and focus on careers that value those strengths. Save up money and try to get certified

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profit

>>1899713

Well do you have any redeeming qualities or skills? What do you want to do with your life?

>>1899939
Wrong. You file bankruptcy and your credit score is back in a year. You said NEET but you didn't mention you were low iq and helpless.

>>1899939
Also you fake the illness could be anxiety skitzo anything literal free fking mongoloid

>>1900412
is that what you do you fucking scum

>>1900410
dude nobody cares about your credit score when you have a fucking bankruptcy on your record lmao

Learn a skill

>>1899939
>no illnesses at all

Join the air force.

>steady paycheck
>possibly learn useful skill
>free food or food allowance
>free housing or housing allowance
>easy to save upwards of 30k in 4 years if you live like a dog for a while
>36 months at any state uni 100% paid after 4 years
>discipline
>dumb chicks love uniforms

Jack off and livestream it. Gays will throw money at you. Could make $100 dollars every time you wack your weasel. Just be a camslut.

>>1900308
i know I'm not better than those jobs but I want to do something different. it doesn't have to pay better or anything like that
>>1900408
i'm good at being on the computer all day and I have some slight drawing ability but nothing professional level. I don't really know what I want to do, when do people usually figure that out?

I want to live on my own and make enough money to afford internet and food and clothes and I would like a job that makes me feel good, so I don't wake up everyday with anxiety and dread, because thats how I feel when I work as a cashier

>>1900557
thought about it, got a good ASVAB score and everything but I realized im too much of a pussy even for the air force and the benefits seem good but they're still not enough to motivate me for whatever reason. Besides I got disqualified at MEPS anyway, though only temporarily

>>1900558
that could be an option but I don't want to do any gay shit because my family probably already thinks im gay since I've never had a girlfriend and I dont want to reinforce that.

>>1900589
Aw

What'd you get disqualified for, tho?

>>1900626
i couldn't do the duck walk properly

>>1900589
Being a camslut seems harder than it's made out to be. If you look at those sites, it's heavily saturated (and male + female is the most lucrative, followed by solo female and finally solo male), so you need to stand out by having a good camera, pleasant-looking room setup, and be a good entertainer. As a dude multiply all that by 10 to have a shot. Might as well try steaming video games on twitch instead and keep some dignity.

>>1900809
Fucking this. Find some slut on Craigslist/Backpage and secretly live stream it on a cam site.

I've done this with sluts I've picked up off of online dating.

>Go on dating website
>Look for desperate chicks who are just want a free meal.
>Meet up with them in public place
>Get a few drinks into them (not too drunk cause there's false rape accusations and shit like that y worry about)
>Stream you fucking her on some site
>Profit $$$

OP has nothing to lose and no money in his bank account so he may as well try this