what can i invest in with $100

Multipurpose rope or maybe a bottle of painkillers and the rest to rent a shady motel.

ark

Seconding ark

>>1889441

A gram of good cocaine
Cut it 1/2 with milk powder
Sell for same gram price at a nightclub

Congratulations, you have now doubled your investment

>>1889441

You can buy 1,000 shares of CVM

Bucket, squeegee, fluid.

>>1889441
Helium exit bag.

Arc is going to the moon friendo

>>1889502
1111, actually. It's 9 cents at the moment

>>1889441
DOPECOIN

>>1889441
if you asked that 10 minutes ago you'd have 110 dollars and some Ark in Ark out

>>1889441

Nothing that is going to make you real money. Go buy a few books and save the rest.

>the first reply isn't $KNPD

wtf is wrong with /biz/

The obvious answer is dopecoin

>>1889441

20,000 of MILOcoin

then wait til it hits $1 a coin

>>1889441
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ti-laBUbfmIfyBifCHz5PwTDdJjeGtH_w18OdFhHE1M/pub

>>1889441
Crypto And Kneepads
Whatever one you are into I will be able to assist you with buying

What can I invest into with up to $500 that will actually make me gain something not in the far future?

Buy 5 30 racks of beer
Find college house parties
Go in at 2 or 3 am to gauge how much booze is left
Wear tshirt saying $3 per beer
Profit

>>1889764
this. increase knowledge and stack bills. get smart

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>>1889764
>>1889984

No bb, the only way to learn business is to do. No wax on, wax off here.

Why the fuck would wealthy people teach you shit? You're competition.

>>1889441
Two shares of SJW. Better act fast; It'll soar any day now.

Hop in pivx right now, just had a nasty dip

>>1889910
monero.
When eth and buttcoin start stress trading, monero will go up silently.

>>1889441
Groestlcoin.

https://bittrex.com/Market/Index?MarketName=BTC-GRS

>>1889441
1000 shares of CERU my nigga

>>1889441
a diversified basket of emerging crypto currencies around a core position(33%) of bitcoin.

ETH, it's going to the moon. Last chance to hop on!

Buy Shift coin and hold. It's not just another memecoin like milo or pepecoin.
Shift's got a very interesting technology behind it

ETH! Do it if you want to double your money till tomorrow!

>>1889781
This

>>1890122
>Why the fuck would wealthy people teach you shit? You're competition.

While I like the ingenuity of this question, to make money perhaps?

>>1889441
MILO

>>1889441
LEPIN

good boots and the gas money to go apply as an apprentice

>>1889441
kneepads

>>1889441
Einsteinium

>>1889441
A pair good kneepads.

>>1889499
Do this OP, repeat the procedure 14 times to become a millionaire

>>1889499
Cool