You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't

>>1874307
Go to bed, Musk. Nobody wants to send you to Mars on their dime.

>>1874307

because I don't think they've listed elon musk on the nasdaq yet

>>1874307
Because RoE isn't his primary objective.

Can't blame the guy, after seeing what happened to his homeland, I wouldn't make that mine either.

>>1874307

Why haven't you kys yet?

>>1874307
My parents lived under apartheid, I will not bow to any Afrikaner pig.

>>1874312

I'm not Elon. I'm merely a man and he is a god.

>>1874315

His company is listed, $TSLA

>>1874307
because that image isn't ETH

>>1874325
Cut him some slack, he jumped ship to escape the draft.

>>1874325
Apartheid was good. Now South Africa is being reclaimed by niggers as a tribal warzone.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ


I dont invest in beta cucks

Because german car companies have armies of people with higher iqs than lonnie the fiesty faggot

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Because he's a fraud.

>>1874348
>yea-a yea-a he he he's the beta

Meanwhile you're poor as shit dude.

>>1874418

>wanting to be beta bucks

>>1874348
How pathetic is elon that he marries some absolute clown of a whore in ten days? She doesnt even have the ability to catch herself from saying retarded shit on camera. Good catch elon, ya liberal fagpocalypse

>>1874348
multi billionaire with a hot as fuck wife and 5 kids real beta right there...

>>1874418
Spotted the tesla driving jew liberal lawyer. Keep up the good work inferior boy. Money brings u happyness, but it doesnt bring you iq points :/

>>1874422
Does beta and cuck even mean anything anymore? Or is it just something said when you have nothing to contribute?

>>1874348

>I'd probably have said yes to anyone if they proposed after 10 days 'cause it's kind of an interesting thing to do

HOLY FUCK

He is getting taken to the CLEANERS

>>1874432
I bet your mother is so proud.

>>1874307
> Hyperloop
Biggest Tech Joke in decades
kek

>>1874433
>>1874429

You are in the top 0.001% of wealth in the fucking world

Instead of buying 15 hookers and a wheelbarrow of a cocaine for a fraction of the cost of what you make in 5 minutes, you pledge half of your worth to one vagina

Por que, anon

Why, as a rational man, do you do this

If you say "love" I swear to god

>>1874444
Are you having a stroke?

>>1874442
>>1874444

What did he mean by this?

>>1874444
>Why, as a rational man, do you do this
To sire and raise kids, to spread your genes.

Also, when you fuck a hooker, you're the cuck.

>>1874446

Yes

>>1874348

>Head of the first future trillion dollar company, hot finance, passed his genes on, ripped.

What have you done with your life anon?

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>>1874449

>you fuck a hooker, you're the cuck.

>when you save millions of dollars by fucking a woman who wants money and commissioning a surrogate mother INSTEAD of marrying a woman who only wants you for your money (a lot more of it too), may not always want to have sex when you want to, and could possibly take your kids away, you are a cuckold

how nigga

how

>>1874307
>because you post this several times a week trying to pump his stocks
Kys

>>1874499

I'm just trying to help you anons get rich. Why must you say such insulting words to me?

>>1874307
because he is not a true businessman and relies on the help of governing bodies

if you aren't going to make it, tear it down and start all over in a different approach; not beg for help expect help because

>muh future of mankind garbage

But he is a pioneer of sorts. Just someone smart enough to capitalize on ideas no one bothers to touch I suppose.

>>1874307
because literal Ponzi scheme

>Tesla Valuation only keeps going up because they keep tapping shareholders for more investment
>failed to deliver an annual profit
>Will eventually be going head-to-head against Toyota, and I don't think rich rev heads people are ever going to pick a silent Tesla over a badass Ferrari or McLaren
>Anyone who thinks we live in a computer simulation is either bereft of imagination or watched the Matrix one two many times. Metaphysics can be so much more interesting. Therefore: not visionary

>>1874517

Tesla is still a young company. It's normal for young companies to remain unprofitable for awhile.

>>1874307
Because he doesn't actually fucking do anything but say dates

>WURR GUNNA HAV AUTOMATED ROBOT SPACE MARTIANS BY 2019 U BET UR SWEET ASS
>10K upboats on leddit
>Redditors start tossing their shekels and jerking off to his genius

>>1874513
This is retarded. Any sane person should be taking as much as they can from the government while it exists. The same way you should minimize taxes. You dumb beta bitch, you don't think every other company uses the government to its advantage. They lobby for regulations that make it hard for new entrants to compete. Or how about straight up bailouts for GM.

Show me your business you "true businessman" fedora cuck.

>>1874694
>t. ancap

Overvalued.

>>1874348
Why doesn't he just get escorts to fulfill sexual needs instead stupid goldigging bitches? He obviously wasn't marrying her for love.

He could get the best bitches full time for the cash he has.