GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY! NOW!

Do you accept ETH or BTC?

>>1861056
cold hard cash

>>1861055

no, I'm not marrying you

>>1861055
And? You'll blow the money within a week and have to rob someone again. How long do you think you can keep this up before your luck runs out and your ass gets thrown in jail where Tyrone butt fugs you in the shower everyday? You need to think long term, man. You need a sustainable business model to succeed than what you are currently down.

You need knowledge.

Here is my business card. Call me when you're ready to learn. Heres $10 and the first session is on me.

I'll be going now.

*pulls out a fiver

shit, sorry man. I'm not a "cash guy".

*BLAM*

arrrrggghhh.... at least.... I was able.... to track my .... expenses ... easierrrr... gglllhhhhh...

*dies*

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>>1861055
>GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY! NOW!

But... but..... Mr. Obama.... I already gave you all my money....

>>1861083
Kek

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>>1861067

>>1861077
lmao this could actually work if the mugger was white

>>1861077
I could definitely imagine this working, but not with niggers.

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>>1861092
>>1861196

racists

>>1861061
In that case... I put the entirety of my money in crypto. Sorry, can't help you.

>>1861077
>You don't have to tell me why you are robbing me, but you do have to eat these eggs

>>1861077
Ok, but what if you're not Tai Lopez?

>>1861055
I've got 6 bucks and a cups gift card with like $7 on it. My phone is worth a good bit but is locked and has tracking software