/biz/ helps a broke guy

buy a suit and a bus ticket and apply for a job

>>1857361
Plant it in the ground and water periodically. If potted, remember to place in fridge during winter months if you don't live in a cold environment.

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>>1857389
After I have that job how can I grow that income?
>>1857391
wouldn't a fridge kill a tree?

>>1857396
You'll get your 10k after a couple of months

>>1857361
Put those $316 into a saving account, wait approx. 350 years, withdraw $10,000

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>>1857402
I don't believe in saving my way to 10k, I want to build it
>>1857399
and then how would you make that 100k?

Buy kneepads

>>1857361
Forex

Become a private lender and provide a payday loan to some poor cunt.

>>1857396
It's just wintering over. Fridge simulates the season as long as you don't have it too low.

buy gun
uber to currency exchange
you know what to do

>>1857361
lemonade stand

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>>1857361

If you want to actually know how to grow that money Into 10,000 I know the way

>>1857361
buy $300 worth of merchandise and sell it for $600, repeat until you hit your goal

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put it into stocks like I did.

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>>1858841
My man

>>1858331
This buy cheap sell 1 dollar below standard price

>>1858841
damn, sorry man.

Been there when I was new to stocks, lost so much money.

Now, I just invest with bluechip stocks and compound interest. Boring and slow way to accumulate wealth.

Especially since I'm a poorfag.

Buy Bitcoin

Sell ice cream and soda on the beach for $2 each when u bought the shit for .25c at walmart

>>1858841

To all newbies, this is why you dick around with virtual stock markets. Treat the funds as if they were your own. You need to trick yourself into feeling pain when you lose virtual currency so you do your research when you invest your own money.

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>>1858325
Please teach me

>>1857361
>how would you grow this money?
Plant it, and water it

That's the best chance you have to get your $316 to turn into $10k

>>1859298
>You need to trick yourself into feeling pain when you lose virtual currency
Impossible, man

I made 40k the very first day I traded with paper money. Shit's easy as fuck when you can't care about it

My recommendation is start with 5k, 10k, 20k of real money that you can afford to lose. Don't go broke doing it, but it needs to be something that *will* impact you