I have jury duty. How do I get back to work ASAP?

>>1854452
There is a good chance you won't get selected and if you do, they will interview you to see if you're suitable. If you make it to that point, just answer in the most biased/opinionated way possible...

for instance, if the defendent is black and they ask you a question about racial preference or whatever just say "I don't hate black people, I just know they are all guilty"

>>1854452
>>1854459
just call him a nigger and you're done

Don't act like a total retard OP. Judges know how to sniff out people who are trying to duck jury duty.
Be subtle. Wear ugly but formal clothes. Gel your hair flat. Start to curse but catch yourself. Scratch your arm. Add shit like "you see now" or "she told me" to the end of your sentences. Be overly polite and enthusiastic about punishing the criminals.
Make it clear that you're a weirdo with no business being on a jury of anyone's peers.

Have you heard of jury nullification?