Looking to get rich. Ideas /Biz/?

> take out a 250k loan
> move to central africa
> enjoy being rich

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>>1852564
>tell your parents youre trans
>cry
>get money for surgery
>spend it on eth and btc
>wear dress for a year
>become millionaire
>imagine their relief when they find out that youre not cutting your dick off, but became a millionaire instead

>>1852585
does this work?

>>1852564
work slavewages live with parents put a few thousand into eth............ profittt

buy pepecash you'll be rich in no time

>>1852585
>> take out a 250k loan
kek good luck on finding lender for that much

Just keep buying rental homes, OP. You'll fukkin' get there, hoss.

Go all in on CERU my nigga.

>>1852895
Just took out all my money from my funds and about to transfer into CERU stock. Approx 20k USD on the line. Is this really the right thing to do? I guess it's too late anyways since I took out the money from the fund.

>>1852564
Just do what everyone else here does. Pump all your money into the Pyramid scheme that is cryptocurrencies and convince other idiots to join so that the stock price rises and you make money.

>>1852601
Go to a bank and ask for 250,000 in cash.
I'm sure they'll go for it.

>>1852892
I didn't know 4chan was around in the 1980s.

>>1853652
>pyramid scheme
>stock prices
Stay, poor no coin cuck.

>>1853652
You salty you not rich bitch

>>1854696

>he spends so much time reading about Buttcoins that he doesn't see the obvious path to wealth through rental properties

>>1852601
most bank loans are limited to around 30k for non-mortgages.

if you want more you have to hook up with a "non-bank" entity, i.e. someone stupid enough to give you 250k.