My invention ideas

>>1849448
There are far easier ways to make or borrow a bunch of money than trying to sell your inventions.

How much time do you have left?

>>1849454
Not long.

12-36 months, Well my credit is kinda shit. The bank took two of my cars while I was in the hospital all of last year

>>1849448
>>1849459
W-what''s the ideas anon

>>1849459
That's tough. Too long to take out Payday loans, too short to work a job if you don't have one already. Sorry anon.

>>1849464
I'm not telling you, You'll sell them.


>>1849468
It's life, What can ya do.

>>1849471
Nigger I couldn't sell a blind man new eyes i just wanna archive your knowledge just in case my autism remembers your idea and some other anon has skills to enact it

>>1849459
Cancer?

>>1849448
What kind of ideas? A new app? A way to make women fuck you? A way to make your dick bigger?

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OP. Just answer me this. Do your inventions involve anime girls?

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>>1849448
Borrow some money, go to Mexico, and fuck a bunch of latina qts. Unless you have aids, then wear a condom

>>1849521
i'll do the same

>>1849514
Yes.

>>1849517
Mostly police use

>>1849518
none.

>>1849521
From who? You?

>>1849537
>police use
Now im more interested than ever.... Is it some Ghost in Shell type shit? I dont think you could invent anything that advance because would require you to be an engineer. Or are you?

Is it a reform in the system?

>>1849540
I'll give you the gist of one,

The taser glove

A glove outfitted with insulated electrodes (sorta like snow tires in a way)

The police already wear gloves so they don't have to touch disgusting people or needles and shit. Plus pulling a taser takes too long when you can just grab that person by the arm or touch them anywhere really and them instantly drop instead of pulling and aiming a taser

Do psilocybin and/or mescaline in a serene setting at some point.

>>1849577
seems so simple yet unique. I wonder why no one thought of it before

>>1849591
Because if a cop is close enough to touch a perp a perp is close enough to touch a cop thereby transferring the shock to the cop.

>>1849577
Tony Stark?

>>1849598
That's now how stun guns or tasers work. You watch too much tv


>>1849599
Idk what that means

>>1849591
Because it's really impractical.

ITT we criticize all of OP's inventions till they're perfect and can make more profit

>>1849448
how old r u

>>1849627
31

bump

heklp this man

Buy bitcoin

>>1849577
Cops use weapons to apprehend people when they are a threat. They aren't going to get within arms distance to a man with a knife. They will however use non-lethal force from a distance to disable a suspect. Do you ever see cops use the taser that doesn't shoot? No.

>>1849448
You could make money like in breaking bad.

Hey if nothing else maybe you could send a quarter of a bitcoin over here:
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>>1849577

this already exists lelele

there are tasers in every form

>>1849577
This is a terrible idea. The point of a taser is incapacitation from a distance. And using the thing seems impractical. No PD's counsel will ever want them risking the accidental tase from misusing the glove.

Besides, drawing a weapon is a very quick and fluid act. You're not saving time. Cops would rather do a takedown at that distance then anything else. Best use I could even think of is a corrections officer, but the PR backlash would be catastrophic.

>Source, friend is a statie and staying over. Ran this by him and he laughed

>>1849577
It's a kinda nice idea but you're not gonna get bucketloads of money from police depts.

If civic safety is your line of thought, maybe you could come up with something that a civilian can use to show a police that they're willing to cooperate and are unarmed and don't want to be shot. Maybe try to introduce a handcuffs for civilians so that people can handcuff themselves so they don't get shot by polices. Then you sell handcuffs to the public and get rich

>>1849577
This is definitely possible, everyone responding to you seems to know little about how tasers work.
First off you'd need to touch the assailant with both hands, the electricity needs two points of contact to seize up the nervous system, hence why actual tasers work but those stun guns you buy at the flea market are shit.
Also those saying it would be useless are retarded, there are often non life threatening up close situations, such as someone physically resisting arrest without a weapon which is far more common than any knife attack these LARPers like to imagine.
If someone pulls a knife on a cop, the cop pulls their gun. Escalation of force is a thing.
Currently the way to submit someone to stop resisting is just beating them, so this could work.