I plan on raising a 7 child family, I figure the best way to achieve this is to get myself some tax training as well as an electrician certification so that I'm not quite a CPA but I can at least get significant benefits from it. Can /biz/ recommend anything like that or is my only option a 4 year CPA degree?
bump again
Seven kids, huh? Wow, I don't think anything that anyone will say will actually help with that.
Perhaps try buying lotto tickets at your local store. If you win several million dollars, you may survive the experience if you are careful.
>>1846421
Being an self employed electrician and having a lot of kids goes hand in hand from what I know so you're off to a good start.
>>1849083
>nig-nogs
So your plan is to get seven different women pregnant and spend the rest of your life paying half your paycheck in child support?
>>1849118
>So your plan is to get seven different women pregnant and spend the rest of your life paying half your paycheck in child support?
Nah my plan is to raise 7 kids with my wife.
>>1846421
you and your wife better be high IQ or you're shitting up the gene pool faggot
>>1849083
Well, I guess then prepare to get on social assistance, Sec8, and all the other programs and start spitting out kids.
>>1849150
>Well, I guess then prepare to get on social assistance, Sec8, and all the other programs and start spitting out kids
Not if I'm making 75k a year and have large bonuses to my take-home pay due to exemptions, aka the goal of the thread. I know I could get a maximum of 7k extra take home simply off dependent tax credits but I wanted to get more.
>>1849142
IQ regresses to the mean anyway usually. 115 IQ if that matters.
>>1849162
>IQ regresses to the mean anyway usually
Holy shit no it doesn't
>>1846421
>(((((((((((I plan on raising a 7 child family)))))))))))
if you think that having 7 kids is a way to get the 7 friends you never had think again, loser
>>1849132
And I'm sure your wife has no problems with this, right?
>>1849162
Unless you're living on a farm in Texas or your wife works you're gonna have a hard time raising 7 kids on $75K.
Please be white.
The world needs white kids. if you aren't white fuck off.
>>1846421
Go ahead OP. Worst case scenario, you pop 2 kids and your wife tell you to fuck off if you want to have an above-poverty lifestyle. You do know that you don't actually have to go all the way with your adolescent fantasy right?