Meet Satoshi Nakamoto

>Predicts Bitcoin will hit $13,000 by 2018.
Honestly, who the fuck is going to be buying on the run up to 13k? Certainly not the NEETS of /biz/ and if no one (or relatively few) are buying then how is it reaching 13k? The only possible way is a flight from fiat currency into BTC but if that's happening, you have more important things to be concerned about than the price of your electronic monopoly money.

I think 30k a coin is possible by the end of the decade.

i thought cliff high was cool until he admitted in one of his videos that he's poor and a terrible trader despite having studied economic data for decades.

>>1846130
Cliff High is a schitzophrenic autist.

He claimed he had a web scraper which could predict the future based on unintenional neuro-linguistic programming clues.

>>1846275
The man is actually a huge liar.

>>1846275

he scrapes data which is then analyzed and used to make decisions, yeah, but not that it could "predict the future" like magic or something. it's just an attempt at sentiment analysis.

These are not the ramblings of a sound mind.
https://www.halfpasthuman.com/essays/maxhole.html

>>BTC (the bitcoin network) provides humanity with a way out of the lock that the central banksters, and their masters, the military/space-alien complex has had these last five plus decades. As such, the biggest threat that BTC represents is not to the bankster cabal at the top of the corpo-political system, but rather to the exposure of the 'dark ops' world that is both supporting the criminal ruling class, and sucking money through them.

About five years ago in one of his radio programs he was claiming that by 2012 he would be leading an assault on the moon to take out a reptillian base.

>>1846286


>bankster

>>1846177
anyone can buy, what is so hard that you can buy tiny amounts? idiot

>>1846435
We're talking about 13K. Not tiny amounts. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>1847103
You can buy bitcoins in fractional increments, down to .00000001, which is less than a dollar.

(Practically, high txn fees mean you can't buy less than a dollar, but still, any neet can afford that.)

>>1847139
>OP says 13K
>This idiot says less than a dollar for a fraction

Are you incapable of understanding English?

>>1847103

You're missing his point though, you don't need to own a full bitcoin. You can even own only a few bits if it's 13k.

>>1847152
It sounds like they wanna increase the price just so more people can buy a fraction and claim there is a growth in the number of Bitcoin users.

That's how scams work.

>>1847164
>b-but muh scam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnArvcWaH6I

You are literally those children.

>>1846177
Chinese.

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>>1847103
>>1847143
are these niggas for real

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>>1847103
>>1847143
>>1847164
>being this retarded

Which one weighs more? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

>>1847164
>>1847143
If one Bitcoin is worth $100, how much is half a Bitcoin worth?

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>>1846130
Bix Weir suspects that Alan Greenspan is Satoshi Nakamoto. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbhZBtHNwx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wjhDI4XQE
pic related is how bitcoiners respond

>>1846130
Ahahaha. I discovered Cliff a few months ago and think he's awesome.

I'd be pretty shocked if he were Satoshi though.

I suppose he does have the programming background but somehow I just can't quite see it.

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>>1846286

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OMG Look at them!

The greatest bagholding never told to commence.

Watch them self trap right into altcoins.

This is gonna be great....again.

>>1846177
lol the real question is who fucking sells below 13k