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Last thread was fun.
What schemes are you pulling?
Ongoing schemes:
>Traffic cones in trunk
>Put them in a parking spot I will need when the lot fills up
>When lot is full, remove cones and park
>Student government gives priority registration
>Trying to get elected for a low effort position, engineering related, for that dank registration
>Faking community events with my photographer friend.
>Using father's engineering partners as references
>Gonna act normie so people see me as a "friendly engineer" instead of an autistboy
WHAT ARE YOUR SCHEMES /biz/?
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>last thread had a guy order color gel samples from theater companies
>Used samples as camera flash gels Instead
>For free
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Another scheme from last thread not mine
>go to college
>meal plan is $3k a year (read: fuck that)
>Can buy unlimited meals option or 14 meals/week (basically starve)
>In order to gain access to dining halls, a card w/ magnetic strip is swiped and a meal is deducted from your account unless you have unlimited
1. Create a fake ID with someone else's unlimited meal code programmed into the strip
2. ???
3. Free meals for the rest of year
2.
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Last scheme from previous thread
>>1829913 (OP) (You)
>Guest speakers every Thursday for a whole school year
>Have to do a write up each week, to be submitted end of year
>Take a gamble that no teacher is going to bother actually reading through this shit
>Do first week and stuff the rest of the clear folder with blanks
>MFW B+
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>>1845661
>in middle school
>one day the Pepsi machine outside of the store gave me double what my change should be
>after much trial and error figure out that if you put a toonie in (canadafag) it would spit out around 5$ in loose change as well as the drink
>spend entire summer hanging out around store getting free money and pop with my group of friends
>in high school
>Buy 25 pack of cigarettes for 10$ from the chink store down the road that didn't ID
>sell cigarettes for 1$ a piece, make 15$ every day, get gf to do same thing, now make 30$ a day
>reinvest in weed
>sell weed
>managing shitty pizza place
>owner never there
>run a tight fucking ship regardless
>it was expected we would have a certain amount of waste so I'd just eat about 20$ worth of food a day and write it up as waste.
Also:
>customer orders 20$ pizza and pays cash
>put order in the system as 10$ and pocket the other 10$
>rinse and repeat whenever I wanted some extra cash
>mfw
Sometimes I miss that fucking place but you gotta grow up sometime
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>>1845784
>Reinvest in weed
I love it
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