Looking for well paying crimes with low arrest rates

>>1823884

Be a corrupt cop

Too long a process need cash now

>>1823884
kneepads, I think the guys in that painting could use some.

>>1823889
Have you tried J.G. Wentworth?

Call 877-CASH-NOW

>>1823884
Become a loan shark that's pretty much the apex of risk/reward. Seems like you don't have money to lend though.

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>>1823884
Blowjobs, prostitution, sell shit off Craigslist, do odd jobs, mow lawns, shovel snow. Use your brain, faggot.

>>1823884
wed dealer

Taking dick in the butt works.

The sucking industry is taken by /biz/ though.

Maybe from the hidden wiki?

>>1823894
Yeah, but then you have to break kneecaps if people fail to pay. So not only do you not get your money back, but run the risk of getting arrest for violence or dying from retaliation.

>>1823997

It's a grey area but if OP is willing to suck and fuck old gay dudes he can make money meeting some on seekingarrangement

protip: get on a truvada prescription first, you definitely don't want HIV

>>1824017
OP's been doing that for free for years like the silly goy he is

>>1823884
President of the United States

>>1824026
Kek. Politics in general op

>>1823884
Male prositition on Grindr

Many such cases!

>>1823884
Stock options and arson. Good luck, you'll be a blip in the radar so you shouldn't get caught.

investment banking

>>1823886
This.
Much success. Move to a state where they dont have body cams though.

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>>1823884

>>1823901
>no tits

>>1824017
how much do people make from that?

buy ethereum

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>>1823884

>>1823884
Puppy mill.

>>1823884
Working for wall street

>>1825010
In my area, $50 for heads and $100 for anal. You've got to be good-looking and/or cute though.

>>1824017
>get on a truvada prescription first, you definitely don't want HIV
At this point, herpes is peskier than HIV because people with AIDS live long thanks to medicine but herpes is annoying with all their sores.

>>1823893
is this what i do if i have long term payments but i need cash now?

>>1823884

Investment banking.

>>1826124
got eeeem

>>1823884
Bootlegging Denim

>>1825639
Morbidly curious as to what this is

>>1826124
*tips ononymoose mask*

>>1823884
Selling weed is the best way in most european countries atleast

Most allow you to carry 5g++ while it is not allowed to buy/sell, but can hardly prove it and hardly do anything when you carry more

Selling weed is definately profitable in AUS/NZ aswell