How to celebrate a shithead getting fired?

>>1819649
i recommend r9k, or ck if you want to ask what food you should buy.

>>1819653
Thank you, Anon. I'll do just that.

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>>1819649
>terrible BO

>>1819663
Not kidding. It's like someone cross-bred ditch weed and garlic.

>>1819649
>He is universally hated among the office for his "just kidding" racist jokes

Why do you visit 4chan if you get offended by this kind of humor?

>>1819677
You misunderstand me. He "jokes" in the way an Aspie would, like "Ha, you know, writing documentation like a nigger would. Ha ha just kidding."

He's not delivering a punchline, he just REALLY needs to work in "nigger" in a professional setting for some reason.

>>1819680
Ah, well, I understood now.

>>1819649
Cocaine.

Rack those line up

>>1819649

I never really had a BO experience in my entire life until last month.

I flew out to LA for a short trip. The cab driver that picked me up had the worst body odor I had ever smelled. The car was saturated by it. I had no fucking idea how this guy could not know, or not gotten complaints by now.

>>1819748

Maybe he knew and just doesn't care.

>>1819755
Most people who stink with BO never notice it themselves.

A bit like smokers

>>1819699
Eh, we're not really a "cocaine" office. I'd buy everyone weed, but it's in a prohibition-heavy state.

>>1819649
Just get donuts/bagels for the team.
There's no need to throw a party.

>>1820131
>There's no need to throw a party.
Maybe not in the office, but I cannot overstate how badly we all wanted him gone for the last year. HR wanted him gone, but then he sweet-talked the new manager from overseas. Now he's all out of fingers on the Monkey's Paw.

An impromptu after-work happy hour may be just the ticket.

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>>1820136
>socializing with co-workers after hours

>>1819649
I find the most appropriate response to an earned firing is a pizza party. Bonus points if organized and paid by the underlings.

>"just kidding" racist jokes

Really?

You hate the guy for committing thought crimes?

You sound like a faggot.

>>1819649
Unrelated, but what does a quant really do?
Do they just feed you a bunch of data and have you scrape out the important variables?
Do you use machine learning?

>>1819649
You sound like a fucking faggot

>>1820451
As soon as your mouth opens, "thought crimes" become "harassment"

I hate niggers and chinks and pajeets as much as the next guy, but I keep that stuff out of the office

>>1819649
throw a semen party!

>>1820451
Already addressed here:
>>1819680

I'm not offended by offensive jokes and don't care if people throw them around, but he's not artful about it at all. He's pulled the racial equivalent of dead baby jokes in open meetings. I'm fairly certain he's still here because he claimed to a previous manager to have a mental disability.

>>1820675
I'd be paid FAR better if I had quant on my resume. I can do a little clojure and map-reduce stuff, but that's the extent of it.

>>1819649
>tfw you have fucked up teeth and bad breath as a result
>tfw everyone at the office probably hates you

>>1819649
Try being an adult and a real man.

Work 60+ hours and be fucking respectable. A quick "glad that little bitch is gone" and back to work.

I dont know why u dont just beat his ass rather than play your queer ass office shit

>>1819748
Curry...