How do I become this man?

KILL HIM AND WEAR HIS FACE

>>1813758
Contact makeup for a fake jew-fro

>>1813758
who is that

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>>1814066
Le stoned drive guy

>>1814079
He's jacked to the tits.

No really though, how do you get his job?

>>1814302
Learn how to act
Then learn how to be the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

>>1813758
You want to be the wolf of wall street?

>>1814302
Be lucky.

Isn't he a manlet?

>>1814302
Wasn't he just a banker? Find out how to become a banker.

Me too.

>>1814302
Be an upper class handsome white guy who went to an Ivy League school and who's dad is well connected in high finance.

>>1813758
He was a banker who stumbled along a once in a lifetime still offer and even then fucking no one wanted to hear what he had to say.

He's virtually luck, OP. You could work at a major firm and analyse the market for inequities or take note of people making strange investments but you might as well purchase a ticket in the lottery.

His story is an anomaly.

>>1814826
I am a thirdworlder and manlet and i am owner of my own business.
Money comes for those who are capable of holding it, not for tall or small people.

>>1813766
This

>>1816251
Even without the specific deal he probably made loads of money as a banker.
Is it just connections to make it there?

>>1813758
Basically just go to any university and major in buisness finance then after graduation go to a bank and submit an application.

>>1813758
>be somewhat smart
>work in upper level banking in shitty German bank (Deutsche)
>get lucky
not hard anon

>>1816558
>deutsche bank
>shitty

>>1814826
The CEO of The Blackstone Group is 5'5". Bankers don't give a shit about your height. All they want is to make rich white people with connections their bitch by working them to death. The only people who think height matters in finance anymore are /pol/tards who fantasize over the field by watching movies like Wolf of Wall Street and The Big Short.

>>1813758
Iirc Vennett is supposed to be a trader of some kind

So become a trader in a Bulge Bracket and git gud

>>1816838
>"Deutsche bank isn't shitty"
>doesn't know about lawsuits happening against the bank across the globe for everything from currency manipulation to interest rate manipulation

u w0t m8

>>1817408
Shitty isn't same as crooked.

>>1813758
You will never be handsome enough

>>1817414
he looks like a t*rk

>>1817439
Nah, they look way worse.

>>1817413
Deutsche bank will probably not exist ten years from now

>>1813758

Find a way to short the impending student loan crisis and you will become a millionaire.

I am 99% certain.

>>1813758
he doesnt look that attractive desu
he reminds me of an old italian movie with way too much gel being used.

>>1817719
Shut your mouth before I kick your teeth down your throat.

>>1817472
Student loans aren't a bubble.

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>>1816258
>dat level of butthurt from the teeny tiny leprechaun man

>>1817470
And why is that? It's one of the most important banks on the world right now. Plus its stocks are already recovering.