How do I short life?

just buy a strangle option strategy. it solves all your problems

Drugs and alcohol.

>>1809611
12g Birdshot

take out life insurance policies on other people. walmart did it, so it must be ok.

>>1809611
spend insane amounts of time on 4chan

>>1809673

>>1809624

Underrated post.

>>1809611

take out the biggest loans you possibly can as much as possible.

sell drugs and live a rockstar lifestyle

Invest in death machines. Lockheed martin. etc.

>>1809611
There are investments where you buy existing life insurance policies for a fraction of their value from people with terminal illnesses.

There's also the whole reverse mortgage thing; one way it works, is the "owner" gets a life term of residence, with monthly payments, but the investor gets the property when they die.