I need to make $1,000. I have no time frame on when I need to

How many times do we have to say this

Start sucking dick
People will pay extra for your fucked condition

>>1808781
Cmon man for real

>>1808778
Sell one of your kidney

Get a job.

>>1808785
I am unable to hold down a job.

>>1808786
well what are you waiting for? those dicks ain't gonna suck itself.

>>1808788
lmfao

>>1808778
Roulette table mate
Stake 5 dollary doo's to begin with, win 8 in times in a row
e z p z

>>1808778
write a book about your condition and give it a shitty title like "I know why the caged bird FUCKING sings... living with tourrettes"
pitch to opera and go to schools and tell them you wantto talk to children about accepting others etc and go on a book tour eventually you'll make bank once oprah and other white people take notice

>>1808778
go to thrift stores and buy games and other stuff to sell on ebay

>>1808812
This is a hilarious and brilliant idea.

>>1808778
Sell your AR15, that's what I'd do for quick cash.

>>1808778
Literally suck dick. That's what the rest of your drug addict friends do to pay back their dealers.

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>>1809522
>mfw OP wants the cash to by an AR15

>>1808778
>Very good socially
Stream on twitch. Viewbot yourself 10 viewers to get above the trash

>>1808778
>unable to work due to tourettes and anxiety. >Very good socially

does not compute

>>1809819

You need more than a month to establish a fanbase loyal enough to subscribe to your channel, not even mentioning getting donations. Plenty of people with hundreds of viewers are streaming for days without a single donation/sub. Only top players, who have their own channels on yt and a loyal fanbase can expect to get $ on a constant basis.

>>1808778
Exchange goods or services or your time for financial compensation.

Keep repeating until you make $1,000.

>>1808812
>>1808778
I'm the person that suggested this. I'm not joking. You can also make a shitty children's book with a kid with tourettes as the hero of the story and make a fucking killing. Name me one best seller children's book that has a unfit hero due to some illness or handicapp in this century.

ur welcome

make a couple of them including a black girl, a pakistani boy who wants to be a (oh I don't know.... a fucking writer?) and maybe some other minority.. how about a mexican that wants to be a dentist. there you go, a million dollars. next just shill it until a toy company hits you up and you inspire the rest of the pg world and california to raise shitty kids into rockstars. You can also throw in a trans youth in your last books before your tv show hits the air or your one shot made for tv movie airs.

>>1810328
oh yeah and don't forget to donate some profits to a charity for tourettes and anxiety suffering children and displaced mothers/homemakers to really bring in the big bucks

>>1808778
>About me, I am 21 years old, unable to work due to tourettes and anxiety
Obtain medical certification to support the above statement
Claim disability payments

>>1808778
GET
A
FUCKING
JOB

I have $1000. Tell me why I should give it to you.

>>1808781
Kek

>>1809807
Why? With the Tourette's tics he won't be able to hit anything.

>>1810377
Suppressing

>>1808812
>"I know why the caged bird FUCKING sings... living with tourrettes"
fucking kek

>>1808778
No no no friendo, you misunderstand. You wouldn't be a sperm donor if you're receiving the sperms.

>>1808778
>unable to work due to anxiety
kys

>>1810348
id probably get a house pet :)

>>1808812
This is genius, I'm not even joking. OP overcome your fears and do this, use the title he gave you

>>1808786
>work from home
>communicate via email and chat
>nobody hears you swear
win-win