Hey /biz/, hit me with your ideas for any product/service you have. Everything goes, no matter how ridiculous. Need it for a college thing
>>1801974
Why can't you come up with your own idea?
>>1801974
uber but for ducks
>>1801974
A startup that thinks up startup ideas for college kids.
Well Fuck about four years ago I said I wanted to start networking with local businesses to use uber to deliver their products. I tried to get a couple to sign up, foolishly tried contacting uber to see if they would participate, and everyone said it was dumb.
Now uber is fucking doing it. Because I was too lazy to create my own network of drivers
A nacho cooler for when your nachos are too hot and you don't want to burn your tongue
a website for baby related stuff specifically geared towards hispanics
Make and sell chip warmers.
>>1801974
A service where men pay to remotely control vibrating eggs places inside women's vaginas.
Automated toenail clippers.
>>1802088
That would work with a ebcam feed. I'm talking about a shitload of nerds.
>>1801974
enema waste recycling service
A microwave that has a 'silent' cycle, where it doesn't BEEP LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
>>1802437
In Japan they refer to nuking something in the microwave as 'dinging' because of the noise it makes when it's done.
>>1801974
I wanna start my own clothing company, because I think I have good ideas for workout clothes. Shame I'm not a tailor, or know how to do any of the shit required to do it. Thinking of hiring some cheap students to do the annoying parts of the work for me.
>>1802568
So you're just an "ideas guy", but at least you have capital to get off the ground.
If you believe in it 100%, invest in it. Just dont try to memestart it or some other shit cause the chinks will steal your clothes and undercut you out the ass.
>>1802618
My main asset is my youth, as well as my lack of bills to pay. I have a few grand in the bank but really how much could it cost to produce some prototypes at least? I think I could find some struggling fashion students to help put it together for less than the industry standard.
A company that charges hourly to review and tests code for small software companies that don't have their own QA department.
>>1802044
KEK
>>1801989
>>1802645
ever heard of nike , or adidas ?