JP Morgan Chase

>>1798547
What is your other field?

Big firms like JPMorgan have extensive onboarding programs to help you learn the ropes.

>>1798550
Asian Studies. With an specially in focus in Religion & Philosophy departament-

>>1798554
>>1798554
how fcking rich are your parents?!?

>>1798573
They're poor as fuck. The Career is not worth much $$$ since nobody wants to study it. Also, I've paid it myself.

Bruh, I'm getting my MSc in engineering right now and I'd love to get an offer like that. Fucking asian studies? For real?

>>1798575
then how do you get a derivative analyst position, with no clue about what it is?

>>1798590
Yes. For real.

>>1798594
They hosted a breakfast for students of my university. I went there and. I've spoke a little bit about my life, my expectations and stuff.

I'm from Argentina and im going to work worldwide from here.

Yes, I dont have a single clue about what a derivative is, they know and they dont seem to care.

nice one breh, they'll show you the ropes as you go they're really just looking for potential.

congrats. you will always have a minimum 6 fig income waiting for you no matter what for the rest of your life if you stick it out for 2 years.

sky is the limit

The money is U$S 1200 per month.

>>1798604
Yes. I've imagine that.

>>1798605
Explain some more please.

>>1798594

So much jelly, why do you even care?

>>1798547

Well the usual since it's your first job, always follow procedures, report directly to your manager, focus on your responsibilites, know when and how to keep your mouth shut, never stop learning show genuine interest and differentiation in applying your field in areas of application where you can have an edge, constantly improve, don't take anything personally and be friendly but always stay professional. Since it's your first job, you'd have to focus on staying but have a progression path within the firm and don't be afraid to take risks when you can in terms training and always seek approval from your manager. training, find a mentor

>>1798613
Good tips. Thank you. Its not my first job tho. But my work experience is nothing like this.

I used to run a small business and worked doing translations from english to spanish as a freelancer for paypul money

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>>1798601
>Study at best uni in country
>Country is shit so no firm like JP Morgan will ever network or recruit from it
>Major in financial maths for nothing and fucking asian studies majors are getting the jobs

Life isn't fucking fair

>>1798623
Actually none of the other ppl I've met studying my same career has achieved anything like this.

I just went for the free breakfast meal. Nobody respects ppl with asian studies...

>>1798609

its jp morgan!

analyst 80k
associate 120k
vp 300k

with bonuses, double the above

with jpm on ur resume you can go ANYWHERE.

>>1798641

That seems nice.

Where do you work? country too

>>1798630

That's the point, just don't undersell yourself and tagged off the bat, just say it's networking and believe you're hired for a reason, don't take anything for granted ad don't be overly grateful

Soo what your telling me you got a job for JP Morgan in a role you know nothing about in a highly competitive field?

>>1798606

thats it?

>>1798660
Conversion is like this

1 USD = 15.85 AR$S

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>>1798554
yea no bud, i was half believing you until you said asian studies. ibd may hire shit major like that if you go to an ivy but derivatives no way, farthest they would go is probably a chemistry major. this is not an area you can read some powerpoint slides to get up to speed especially at a bulge bracket, they might as well get a golden retriever to do the job.

>>1799131
Sorry. Is true.

>>1799172
fuck. new i :(

>>1798547
This is what you'll be doing:
>https://www.glassdoor.com/job-listing/cib-bacc-otc-derivatives-analyst-jp-morgan-JV_IC2242084_KO0,32_KE33,42.htm?jl=2301409677

First year salary should be around $50k if you know what you're doing and don't get fired. Good luck, keep your head down, and do not under any circumstances fuck up or you're dead.

>>1799202
Thanks. That's a really helping link

surprised not a lot of people are offering decent advice. it's ops. you'll be learning monkey tasks from your teammates/boss(es). some of it's cool... a lot of it isn't glamorous. use it as a stepping stone... best of luck.

>>1798601
>aggressively hiring lib studies with no knowledge to work at their derivatives desk
bank stocks at ath
in the future documentaries this will be one of the comical moments like "how did no one see this bubble?"

>>1800339
What bubble?

>>1798547
>hired as "Derivatives Analyst" at JP fucking M with no qualifications whatsoever
BRO, IT'S A FUCKING PRANK BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY JUST HIRED YOU AS A JOKE. THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!!!!! WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING YOU IS JUST POCKET CHANGE TO THEM. I'D IMAGINE THEY'RE ALSO GOING TO GET CREATIVE AND USE YOU TO SOMEHOW FUCK WITH THE OTHER NEW HIRES, AS AN INITIATION FOR THEM. THESE FINANCE PEOPLE ARE SICK!!

I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT YOU WATCH 'TRADING PLACES' STARRING DAN AYKROYD & EDDIE MURPHY, AND READ 'LIARS POKER' BY MICHAEL LEWIS. THESE SHOULD GIVE YOU A SENSE OF THE SOCIOPATHIC WORLD WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE IMMERSED IN.

BUT YEAH, MAYBE JUST CHECK OUT SOME AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL ACCOUNTS OF WORKING AT BIG IB's SUCH AS 'MONKEY BUSINESS' BY John Rolfe and Peter Troob (I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, BUT 'ANALYST' ACTUALLY JUST SEEMS LIKE BEING A GLORIFIED C.U.C.Kp). THERE ARE LOTS OF BOOKS LIKE THESE OUT THERE.

>>1800339
They're hiring from different areas because the kids they're getting suck cock. I don't have a degree, but I've been in sales for years. My buddy is a VP at AXA; they've been trying to get me to jump ship for a while now because the new hires they're getting out of college can't hack it.

IDK if companies like JPMorgan operate differently in Argentina, but if this job is roughly equivalent to its US counterpart you are pretty fucked.

>>1801203
how come?

holy fuck I am so glad i skipped college and listened to that retard on here 4 years ago and went with my passion working a 9-5 sounds fucking horrible. Even the "good jobs" suck fucking dick wow.

>>1801214
YOU'RE NOT OP, YOU LYING FAGGOT.

>>1801223
I am. I'm from Argentina. I dont know why every time changes my id. But yeah. Maybe its regarding my ISP? I browse 4chan since 2006 or so. Fuck, that was 11 years ago.

Once you start learning the ropes after a year ask for a relocation to us/europe. $1200 is a joke when you could make 5-10 times more in a non shitty country.

>>1801304
Do you think the requirements are high for relocation?

>>1801309
no fucking idea, every company is its own world
you'll have to ask (but not now, wait some months)

What do you need to hack it as a entry level derivatives analyst? Statistical tools and excel and math?

>>1798547

They are hiring anyone on Argentina to do Monkey tasks, don't worry about that.

Checkout linkedin and see all of their offers, they are all the same.

You'll just doin't some repetitive tasks until you learn more.

Dale caña, amigo.

>>1801337
Gracias Pa!

>>1801325
I'm awful at excel and math.

I think they're looking for "operative analysts" not so much assesing risk and other stuff.