Voicemail

>promptly

>>1796206

>greentexting a single word and expecting the rest of us to understand why it's triggering your autism

Were you gonna finish that thought?

Here's mine: I won't bother to speak to a machine, so don't bother leaving me a voicemail. If you actually matter, then I will call you back eventually.

And yes, this is my actual voicemail not a shitpost.

>>1796216

Alright, and what do you do for a living? I'm guessing you're either a NEET, some pierced and tatted up shop employee, or an uber rich, super important person in some grand corporation to have a voicemail like that.

New rule for the thread from here on out: you must also state what you are currently doing for a living so that we can point and laugh at you for thinking you're oh so important and having an idiotic voicemail like the above anon when really you're just one of society's dredges.

My current occupation: recent graduate applying for jobs.

>>1796200

"Leave a message"

I earn $200k+, finance industry

>>1796248

That's really it? Not even a "hi this is anon"? Just having "Leave a message" and nothing else just seems so blunt. Do you only have people who answer to you while not having anyone else that you have to answer to? If not, how do your superiors feel about your message when they have to call you for something and you don't pick up?

>>1796235
>Alright, and what do you do for a living?
I'm a mechanical/aerospace engineer. I work with machines all day. I'm not about to start talking to one.

Mine will be whatever the default is.

>allowing anyone to hear a recording of your voice, that could be used to construct artificial sentences in your name
wew lad

>>1796213
>thought

>>1796351
This

Scammers are so fucking smart it's incredible

>>1796200
Are you a virgin?

Hi, you've the voicemail box of Firstname Lastname. I'm away from the phone right now but if you leave your name and number, I'll give you a call back as soon as I can. Thank you, have a great day.