>caring about net worth literally a made up number

>>1791039
There are guys rich as fuck and you'll never find them on such lists.

>>1791039

Isn't all of his "net worth" tied up in snapchat stock, which is another worthless tech bubble IPO?

>>1791060
Can confirm, no one knows me yet at least.

What's this thread about again???

Net Worth? Envy? News flash: The New American Dream - Govt. Job, 75k /year, health insurance for you and family, recreational sports all year round with tailgate parties & star athlete worship, plenty of accessible financing for college (and soon for high school), die in a 55+ community, leave nothing to kids because the reverse mortgage industry stole it from you with all their great ideas. If you're lucky, get into heaven and rinse and repeat. As Mr. Udall once so profoundly said, "What if this is as good as it gets?"

>>1791087
worthless how id love to advertise on that piece of shit app

>>1792715
I'd like to fuck a 10/10 robot slave wife when I'm over 60 is that so much to ask

Yes, for all intents and purposes, NW is useless information. The only thing I've cared about in the past 8 years or so was passive cash flow. As long as that's going up and I'm not spending all of it like a goddamn idiot, who the fuck cares what all else is happening?

>>1791087
Snapchat doesn't have a stock

>>1793263
it doesnt have stocks traded publically

there are owners of the company that hold stock i.e. a percent ownership

>>1793311
i wonder what valuation businessmen from other industries would place on snapchat? for example, on the tv show dragons den, they want a valuation based on actual results, turnover, gp% and np%.

isn't a lot of silicon valley valued at a mixture of whatever the last round of fundraising raised and some sort of revenue calculation.

it is interesting because if you asked a man in the street what a company that loses $100 million a year is worth, that loses money each time a user uses the product is worth, you wouldn't get $25B as an answer.

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>>1791096
Can I have money?

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>>1793342
Yes pls but with less shitty writers. The first two episodes were "holy shit this is so good" and the rest of the season was just pure trash.

Also, can't fucking wait for sexbots to finally exist and drop women's social value to essentially 0.

>>1793263
>There are people this retarded attempting to have discussions on biz
Please stop

>>1793263
Please leave and never come back.