I have 2 thousand euros in my hand, how do i double it by tomorrow?

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>>1789981
bumpity bump

>>1789981
buy a gun and a mask. rob a bank.

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>>1789995
anon

>>1789981
Photocopier.

come on, merchants, i need the cash

>>1789981
invest it in a safe,stable but poor third world country. interest rates are much higher. sure you can't double it in one night but you can do it in a year.

invest in my dropshipping business

>>1789981
Ask people to safe keep their deposits saying you'll pay them an interest double that of what banks are paying. You can do whatever you want with the money as long as people believe that you still have it.

Your welcome.

>>1789981
You suck 2 thosand cocks at 1 euro per blowjob.
You're welcome.

>>1790277
stop giving me competition, or ill have to lower prices again you fucking shitter

>>1789981
I am Prince SADKGFEGFYGD. I need to give away 4000 euros by tomorrow. All I need from you is your bank info and all personal information. You know, for security reasons.
Send the money immediately, otherwise I can't offer much generosity later.

>>1789995
this could actually work unlike the others.
but you can also put it all on red.