Why isn't euthanasia legal?

I agree, but you must deal with country laws.

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>>1789273
Nigger then go and do it. Carbon monoxide will make you sleepy and you won't wake up. Get a charcoal grill and let it burn in a closed room. Cheaper than any euthanasia pill would be.

>>1789273
try r9k

>>1789307
Sorry but this is clearly a bushes question

>>1789273
I don't know, there might be a problem with building brand loyalty and repeat customers...

>I would happily pay my entire life savings to kms in a painless and peaceful way
It's so fucking easy, you have no idea. I *guarantee* you that with stuff you have within your room you can reliably be out of this world in 5 minutes flat. "Painless and peaceful" may require a few days of prep, but it's still super easy, legal and cheap (although honestly - if you truly want to die and not just /r9k/-shitpost about "muh suicide", you wouldn't care about 30 seconds of agony and panic, compared to an eternity of calmness). You even posted a picture with a very popular method of killing yourself peacefully and reliably.

>>1789273
>It's against the law to kill yourself
Pretty sure I won't give a shit about the law when I'm dead.

>>1789499
>It's against the law to kill yourself
It usually isn't. It would lead to an absurd situation: People whose lives are so shitty, that they attempt to kill themselves, would have to go to jail for attempting a crime, making their life even more shitty. Guess what they'll do the first unsupervised night in jail?

But helping someone kill themself usually is very much illegal.

>>1789273
>I would happily pay my entire life savings to kms in a painless and peaceful way.
That's because you're retarded. You can do it for about a hundred bucks, by yourself. You posted an image showing how.

>>1789519
It used to be illegal. I think the laws might still be on the books, and just unenforced.

But in North Korea it's considered a form of treason, and if you successfully kill yourself your entire family goes to a work camp.

>>1789596
>But in North Korea it's considered a form of treason, and if you successfully kill yourself your entire family goes to a work camp.
What are they going to do when you murder suicide your family first? lol

because war is more profitable with the same outcome

>>1789273
Because you can't pay taxes and buy goods and services when you're dead

Assisted suicide is anti-capitalism. Better to keep old dying people in long term care and crazies on pills.

>>1789273
God, I hope suicide booths become a reality. I'd sleep a lot easier at night, if I knew there was a quick and easy escape route available.

>>1792252
>suicide booths
financial opportunity

>>1792252
I get that. A lot actually. I'm quite happy with the few grams of white powder I have in a small bottle stashed somewhere safely. It's amazing how easy it is to cook up enough of a chemical in your back yard to wipe out your family and then some with just the internet, a bit of high-school knowledge in anorganic chemistry and a chemistry supply shop. Everyone should have a rainy day insurance. Don't wait on some convulted technical invention, the human body is a fragile system easily disturbed, if you know where to push.

>>1792237
genius.