my wife and I have 120k in the bank, what the fuck do we do with it?

>>1781042

Pay me $20,000 and I'll bang your wife while you watch.

Next week you can come back and ask what you should do with $100,000. May make this easier to answer.

>>1781047

I'll film it for $10k. I promise to properly light and shoot the scene.

>>1781051
I'll masturbate in the corner. No fee for my service.

>>1781051
ive directed and produced many small indie films, give me 15k, you got the actor, you got a producer, and you also have the cameraman

>>1781042
For a small fee of only $5k I will market and distribute the video and earn you easily double that in ad revenue

Hookers and blow

>>1781042
Invest in 50 iPhone screens so I can go fix phones in NY and I'll pay you back 1.5x in 2 weeks...

being broke with skills but no way to get to a city to utilize them sucks

>>1781042
three- or four-fund lazy portfolio with vanguard

>>1781051

You're hired.

If we do this with class, we could probably convince the wife to divorce the cuck. Then we take ALL the money.

We might be onto a winner here, bud.

>>1781042
I'll go and jack off on people I consensually meet, for exposure

buy AMD

>>1781078
Maybe when it was sub $4

>>1781070
Worst trick in the book.

>>1781042
Put $20k somewhere (checking, online bank, doesn't really matter just as long as you can access it within a day) as your base Emergency Fund.

At Vanguard put $70k into VTSAX, $20k into VTIAX, and $10k into VWITX. Dividends pay out monthly on VWITX and quarterly on VTSAX/VTIAX. Either re-invest the dividends with $1,000 purchase that keep your 70/20/10 ratio intact, or spend them if you need the cash. Expect 4-6% return per year on dividends alone, no matter how the funds perform.

Never touch the principal, invest more as your budget allows, and live happily ever after.

>>1781188
what would you recommend for highest monthly dividend?

>>1781042
Bitcoin and Iconomi

>>1781195
The above, and keep buying more of it. It's fool-proof and you cannot lose if your investment horizon is 40+ years.

>>1781207
Can you elaborate on the phrase "investment horizon" ?

>>1781214
If you're 25 and you plan on working until 65 then you have a 40-yr investment horizon where you're in growth mode, which is plenty of time to weather the ups & downs of the market.

>>1781214
how long you are investing

>>1781222
>>1781226
Thanks

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>>1781042
Spend about $1,000 going to dinner and a movie and shoping for stacks of personal finance books.

Read 10 each. Any books.

U will know.

Reward yourself by gambline 20 to 40k until u learn the ropes. Then go all in and hang on for the ride.

Diversify assett classes for safety.


Git gud anon

>>1781056
Never change /biz

>>1781057

I'm sensing a lot of synergy here.

Let's all get together for some coffee and hammer out the details of this shoot.

>>1782599
No margin of safety?