$AAPL - Apple Stock thread

>>1766845
hey fsc

>>1766846
fsc on suicide watch

>>1766845
It has finally come.
The Day of the Rake is now.

MEMPADS FOR EVERYONE

Anyone watching crazy mofo bet big on shorting AAPL?

https://www.youtube.com/c/FSComeau/live

Looks like this is the real stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9QhU3wb_aE

Im just here to watch a man in a wolf mask commit suicide on stream.

At what exact time will appl release their report?

This man has a piss bottle, live on stream.

This is the best day ever.

>>1767347
lol what is this.

>tfw too poor to lose 200k

>>1766845
>an actual autist
>piss bottle
>pop tarts

This guy is the embodiment of /biz/

>>1766845
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON TALKING ABOUT MCDONALDS TOYS

>>1767360
5pm

>>1767364

Ultimate shitposter from /r/wallstreetbets.

He shorted AAPL for ~$300k. If price goes up to 128, he's toast. Goes down to $100 (which he thinks is possible for some reason) he makes something like $8 million.

>>1767360
"After the bell" generally means 4:01pm NY time.

Wolf mask, Piss bottle, Kids Meal, MLP,
Autist in Chief.

>my little pony

should have seen that coming

>>1767379
Has he ever posted proof of having the money he claims he has

Oh
My
Dear
God
On
A
Popsicle
Stick

This might turn out to be the greatest troll of the decade.

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Is this normal procedure for buying stock or whatever

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why the fuck am i watching an autist present to me his MLP?

>>1767392
Wouldn't even been mad

HAHAHAHAH
"My older sister works as an exotic dancer... Well that's what we tell my grandparents"

>>1767373
>This guy is the embodiment of /biz/
so why is he from reddit?

>inherits 2.5M
>makes his 67 year old mother work
>loses 2.2+ M

>>1767391

I don't think there's any consensus on whether it's legit or not.

The story is that he inherited $2.5 million. He's since blown it all over the last few years while posting on /r/wallstreetbets where he basically became an inverse indicator.

This is the last of his alleged money.

>>1767391
The data on the stream are real. But the trade could be a simulation.

>>1767409
>>1767391
He has a bunch of videos of him day trading, basically losing money the entire time.

he from quebec... autism detect

>>1767394
The trade he set up sounds elaborate, but it's really a common play to the bear side. He bought puts and sold calls. That pair results in the trade paying for itself in terms of up-front cash, but both positions are only profitable if the price goes down. If Apple goes up after the earnings call, he is toast. His margin is borrowed.

>>1767424

god, the adrenaline rush I would be feeling...

http://www.macrumors.com/2017/01/31/apple-expected-to-return-to-growth-with-biggest-earnings-ever-today/

>>1767429
>http://www.macrumors.com/2017/01/31/apple-expected-to-return-to-growth-with-biggest-earnings-ever-today/
o god lawl

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>Quebec

>>1767429
Pls pls pls happen

I just want him to an hero live

>>1767347
>Furry showing off his MLP collection and piss bottle

Damn, this is too good to be true. I wanted it to be real but this confirms it was a troll all along.

I'm pulling for the guy since his 76 year old mother still works

I'm an investment noob. What time are earnings going to be posted?

He's soo awkward it hurts

>>1767441
2 minutes the conference starts.

>>1767441
ETA: 10 MINUTES OR LESS

>>1767441
Some time past 4 EST

>>1767441
"After the bell" generally means 4:01pm. NY time.

Two minutes

>>1767446
Stream to conference?

Apple live earnings call will happen in a few meetings:

http://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

>>1767450
My body is ready. I'm in class so I have to watch the stream in post. You guys better post the quality content from fsc.

http://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

>>1767454
>Starts a 5
Shiggy diggy

>>1766845
>https://www.youtube.com/c/FSComeau/live

is this guy for real? his whole life seems to be some kind of guerrilla marketing campaign for gambling addiction services

>>1767454
Doesn't even load for me.

>>1767463
He has been posting at WSB for months. He is either for real or very dedicated.

How much does his net worth change per cent?

>>1767468

Probably 1% per cent or something.

>>1766845
>compulsive howling

He needs to die.

>>1767468

if it doesn't go below 120 he's not making shit

Is this even real?

>>1767463
he's based in a subreddit full of kids and manchildren worshipping donald trump thinking they are all going to make it big on the stock market

of course it's real

>>1767468
12 cents are about 7K.

>>1766845

eta on the report?

>leaving a 2.5mil inheritance to your autistic NEET nephew

>>1767483
51 minutes

So the earnings call isn't til 5pm ET. But do traders have the earnings report at this stage already? Why is he expecting it to crash now?

>>1767476
I think he may really be autistic, and wanted to do it but backed out of it after Shkreli called him an idiot so now he's using a demo account and hoping nobody notices.

>>1767477
He is what I imagine every user at WSB is like

Minus the furry stuff, that was a pleasant surprise

>>1767494
I don't think he's aware that they postponed to 5 pm

anyone that fell for this is dumb as fuck and should immediately kill themselves.

>>1767495
He admitted he was autistic. And yeah, I agree with the demo account.

>>1767483
The conference call is at 5pm, but the data sheet could drop at any time.

>>1767379

what's the actual numbers?

at what price did he short, how many shares, etc?

>>1767502

shhhhh I want to believe

>>1767497
he's wearing the mask because he's afraid to show his face

>>1767379
how does he earn more money if the price of the shares goes down I dont understand

>>1767502
is meta-interested count as falling for it? I never believed he had a cent but i am interested in how many retards he can con, including apparently marketwatch

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-trader-bets-it-all-on-apple-getting-crushed-after-earnings-2017-01-30

>>1766845
>any minute it's gonna fall 10% or more

>every tech earnings has been terrible
He doesn't pay attention to memory companies

Kekkin' hard at this thread, watching stream now :D

>>1767517
because he bought the option to sell the stock on 17th february for 110, 115 and 120.

If it falls to 100 he makes 10, 15 and 20 bucks.

>>1767517
it's a bet against the bank

he bet that it drops

basically.

>>1767512
He did a vertical put spread. Options.. Bought puts and sold calls. Looks like his breakeven is around $121. Not counting commissions.

AMD beat by $0.01 (-.01 EPS), beat revenue by $40mil at $1.11 oil

Wouldn't it be fun if they really fell a lot and he feels stupid for faking it instead of actually doing the trade?

Skhreli just busted him on his stream

The guy is using a demo account, no real money apparently.

It was fake though, his account is a demo.

>>1767537
link?

>>1767540

http://www.hitbox.tv/martinshkrelilive

>>1767531

thanks.

I've been watching this stream for 10 min and I don't think it's fake. And I'm hoping (and thinking) he will make out here.

I wish I had a broker / wish I had enough money where make shorts.

This can't be real but the world is so retarded, it very well might be.

>>1767554

Martin literally called IB and they said that D in front of the account number means it's not real money.

His account number got leaked on stream before this.

>>1767554
I only have futures access. Somebody with options data access could look up the volumes for AAPL puts and calls from four trading days ago and see if they changed by the amounts he claims.

>>1767548
How did this imbecile get so influential?

>>1767569
Yeah, but is the leaked account number real? How would we know?

$125 and climbing

this man is crying lmao

here we go!

+2.9%

What are some instances of big companies stock prices plummeting after posting bad earnings?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opj8IHkD97Q

>>1767595
NLSN went down 15% in a day last autumn iIrc

this shit is so fake

he just fell to the floor for no reason

Is he gonna kill himself?

>>1766845

>"apple crushes earnings expectations"
OP got BTFO, kek.

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>>1766845
#rekt

>>1767628
kanker

Directed by Shia La beauf

>>1767595
>>1767606

UnderArmour yesterday

>>1767429

With high ranking apple officials selling their stock. I doubt that.

>>1767655
Earnings are out. Double beat, with garlands. Furfag got crushed (or whatever), stream is dead, show is over.

He got rekt

poorfags be like
>>1767628

>>1767683
if you actually use apple crap you should fuck off. that's a waste of money senpai

>>1767655
>implying those directors dealings aren't planned

dumbass

applel got record Q1 earnings

So: Revenue up, profit down?

>>1767749
Nope, it was a fantastic result in all aspects

Q1 EPS (GAAP): $3.36, up 2% year-over-year, versus expectations of $3.22

Q1 revenue: $78.4 billion, up 3% year-over-year, versus expectations of $77.4 billion

Gross margin: 38.5%, versus expectations of 38.4%

iPhone unit sales: 78 million, up 4% year-over-year, versus expectations of 76.3 million

iPhone ASP: $694, versus expectations of $688

iPad unit sales: 13 million, versus 16.12 million in the year-ago quarter

Mac unit sales: 5.3 million, versus 5.3 million in the year-ago quarter

Upcoming quarter revenue guidance: between 51.5 billion and 53.5 billion

from business insider

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