>Im here for the job interview

>>1762587

I see here that you're highly qualified and have the skillset to do the job You're hired!

>>1762587
Ok your hired just go to the back and flip burgers where no one can see you

>>1762587
He already has a career moving bricks for Pedro, what the fuck does he need your shit job for?

https://youtu.be/XtW6HW8jO_U

>>1762745
>Interogation room
>"So.. we have a solid evidence you're moving k's on the block and in possession of illegal assault rifles"
>"Nah officah..i don't fucks with dat shii.."
>Officer plays video
>*I LOVE BLOWWWWWWW*
>"Ah c'mon officer..that's just my artistic expresshun an shit..nahmean?"
>No i don't actually
>*Calls his jew lawyer*

>>1762587
I can see that you have no sense of self worth, and we like that, but you are a white cismale, and I'm not sure that you're the sort of candidate that we are looking for.

>>1762744

implying you can work at mcdonalds with visible tattoos

>>1762764
This actually happened IRL for a murder.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/30/twain-gotti-arrested-antwain-steward_n_3677406.html

>>1762764
you think you are fucking funny you faggot