how do i make a profit off my suicide?

Take out a life insurance policy and wait for the suicide clause to expire

>>1762305
Find a religion that accepts suicides.

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>>1762305

Kys then respawn as a rich person's child

>>1762398
Yep. It's a myth that life insurance doesn't pay on suicides. They spread this myth so that lots of people don't off themselves for profit.

The policy doesn't kick in immediately to prevent someone from taking out a million dollar policy then sucking on the barrel of a shotgun as soon as the papers are signed, but most kick in after a year, sometimes more.

Get yourself a massive term life policy, wait a year and a day, make sure your will is current, and do your thing.

>>1762516
Nobody remembers what the menu screen was like though. What if you accidentally click on the black baby and respawn as him

>be a well known instagram model
>pretend to go missing in mexico
>go viral
>cash out

>>1762305
Make it look like you tried to kill yourself but failed. Then make up some bs story about suffering from depression from bullying. Then brush up on your Carnegie and write a autobiographical/self-help book about your amazing inspirational fight with depression and lack of self esteem.