Whats the cheapest way to kill myself?

Maybe bleach is on sale?

Drowning

>>1760497
Maybe I could trade my worthless Sprint phone for a bottle, but the grocery store is probably too smart for that

>>1760494
Holding your breath.
Original

>>1760507
The moon launch was cancelled. Air is the one thing I can still afford.

Some organizations sell or even give out Exit Bag kits

I highly recommend that

lay down on the floor
dont move
dont eat
dont drink
good bye :)

>>1760494
Buying bitcoin.

>>1760513
This may work if I can sell my body afterwards.

>>1760515
I admit it, I lol'd. Thanks for the laugh after a really shitty day.

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>>1760494
Why?

>>1760494

Jump off a window.

Goodbye pal.

>>1760524
Because I thought there would be some uptick before their Q4 release next week, and because I thought their reports wouls be far better than expected based on my apparently moronic research.

And because fucking Robin Hood failed to honor my "Stop Loss", meaning I lost a little over double what I would have if I wasnt using a broken PoS meme app.

>>1760494
they all cost the same to you

>>1760524
I pulled the same stunt with Microsoft.... In all seriousness thats the only thing that saved my ass. I have never been a big fan of theirs but I am gonna go home and fuck my xbox tonight.

>>1760494
Do you need to sell you organs after anon?

Im down 19k on a 24k portfolio.

Fuck off.

>>1760594

>he didnt believe the index fund meme

>>1760494
You wanna kill yourself over 2.2%? There are people losing 99%+ on DRYS trades. Have you ever blown an account?
>buying Sprint
I would advise against that

>>1760494
Should've bought VZ on the dip revenue decline. 4% dividend on $6m account gives a nice $240k to live on per year all passive, studying, and going to gym. how is that difficult #feelsgoodman

>>1760907
>DRYS trades
Holy fuck who brought that turd?

> 2007: $1,482,000 (equivalent value before reverse split)
> 2017: $1.99

If you care to share some links to idiots shilling this id be appreciative.

>>1760501
this probably. Assuming you can afford/manage to steal or find a cinderblock.

>>1760494

lol nice one

sprint should hit the moon

just hold. enjoy the LT cap gains. sprint is fine, dont worry.

source: trust me, i know what spectrum is worth.

>>1760975

oh one caveat.

>bought TIDAL for 200mil 33%

this made me sell 75% of my holdings. but price didnt decrease. the tidal decision hints at shit mgmt

>>1760494
>>jump straight up
>>flip 180 degrees
>>land on head and break neck
>>????
>>PROFIT

>>1760594
Post a screen shot? Have you been trading memes or are you holding long. I'm curious and ever so slightly distrust you.

Cement shoes and a trio to the Golden Gate Bridge

>>1760494

A bullet is $0.32
The traintracks are free

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>>1760515
But that'll make you rich.

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Fuck you

>>1760494
Short change yourself by eating out and tipping 200% until you run out of money.

how do u get BTFO'd by Sprint lmao

>>1760494

Dehydration

>>1760494
Before you kill yourself. Can you tell me what app this is?

>>1760494
Buying telecom right now lmao. That shit got super inflated when people were chasing yield in 2016.

>>1760494
if you were a responsible investor you'd have more cash/liquid assets to spend on even more sprint shares so that when it goes back up you are making bank

>>1760936
Fasten your seatbelt. I wonder if they're bearish yet
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/DRYS

commit a crime and act like ypuare producinga gun to cops-- death

>>1760494
BUY
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DIP
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