Why do rich people always have to have their own golf course?

because memes

>>1745114
Cus they can

What is it with wealthy old people and golf

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>>1745114

It's that or buy 40,000 acres in Montana, and most people would rather ride a golf cart around their realm than have to hike.

>>1745114
Because golf is fuckin gangster bro

>>1745114
Fuck the whole course bullshit.
All you need is one fairway and a couple greens and tee boxes. That's the equivalent of at least four holes.

>>1745140
Imagine a place with no black people.

They don't. The problem is that you watch too many movies.

>>1745449
Suddenly it all makes sense

Rich people get rich because they own real estate. When all your assets are tied in land, a golf course is a cheap way to convert assets into a toy/present to yourself that'll return your investment.

>>1745114
You've never chillaxed, got twisted and fucked cuties at the club house?

It's even easier when you own the place.

Why buy your own pool when you can visit the local community (read:infested with mexican hairy asscrack) pool?

>>1745114
>1 post by this ID strikes again!

Golf clubs are great places for networking. Its easy to make friends doing sports, so you join a club with a 5000 dollar fee and you'll get some great buddies.