What would you /biz/ bros do if tomorrow all of a sudden you were gifted 25million usd (tax free) ?
Im not talking about what you would invest in, more pleasurable and maybe philanthropical stuff.
Pic is very related for me desu.
Withdraw it from the bank in hundred dollar bills. Lube em all up. Then shove all $25 million up my ass.
Then maybe go to a fancy charity ball, and stand on a table in the middle of it. Then shit out all the money.
2000 sq-ft apartment in Flatbush, Brooklyn
harem
personal stylist + decent clothes
plane tickets to Barcelona, Budapest, Vienna, Milan, Shanghai, Tokyo, and Sydney
That's literally it. As you can see, I'm a man of few wants.
>>1740049
I would buy a joker mask then a few barrels of gasoline and burn the money and laugh like batman
>>1740043
Spend like 1-2 on a mansion away from Nignogs and Mexicans. Probably another 1-2 on cars and vacations and stupid stuff. The rest would get invested in bonds (even at 3% 20mil invested is good enough).
i would go to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
>>1740137
Jesus anon I don't think you have THAT much money.
>>1740043
two chicks at the same time
>>1740242
and what would you do with the remaining 24 mil?
>>1740256
2 chicks don't cost 1 million dollars.
>>1740043
Buy a giraffe
>>1740043
2 houses. Something relatively modest here in Kentucky, (under 500k), and then the best sprawl I can find in Northern MI, preferably with shoreline on Lake Michigan. Also probably a new jeep and a car for the wife.