HR

Just claim you are gay a he is harassing you for being feminine and nerdy.

>>1728306

Nah, my magic bullet is that he harassed me over a diagnosed medical condition already and was even told by a coworker that he had gone too far.

>>1728308
What's the medical condition? Autism?

Grow the fuck up

>>1728311

A severe skin infection.

>Grow the fuck up

That sounds like something that a juvenile would say. I am an adult, I come to work with a professional demeanor and do my job. The one who needs to grow up is this dude.

>>1728300
God speed anon, get that piece of shit fired. If I won the lotto I'd hire a hitman to take down every manager I've ever worked with, they're all fucking scum. I work twice as hard as the lazy fucktards at my jobs and I never get the respect I deserve, I fucking hate shitty managers so god damn much.

what do you.....do exactly?

>>1728300
He isn't an adult. He's old enough to be one but he chooses not to grow up in a sad attempt to prolong his "high school glory days."

>>1728321

I work at an office doing business :^)

>>1728315
Probably from obesity? Just guessing.

>>1728316

Most managers that I've ever had suck. I think low-level management draws in the worst personalities.

>>1728323

That's what it certainly seems like.

>tfw your manager is a nice older lady

m-mommy!

>>1728348

Nope. Skin infection is on my head and caused a patch of hair loss. It was caused by an infection that I got visiting the home of a dying loved one, same infection that killed them.

i'm almost confident you'll get fired and he won't

>>1728357
This.

>hurr durr I'm being bullied :'(

>>1728357

What makes you think that?

>>1728300
You know HR isn't there to help you, right? They're there to make sure the company doesn't get sued when they fire you.

>>1728405

If they fire me I may lawyer up. If they fire him citing harassment and workplace bullying nothing happens. From a game theory perspective it's pretty simple, and probably what will happen in the real world.

>>1728357
This. He's a manager so it's his word against yours. Imagine how the conversation would go with HR...

>You: he bullies me a calls me a nerd!
>Manager: that sounds ridiculous, are you listening to yourself?
>You: he harasses me and is trying to get me fired!
>Manager: yet you're the one who contacted HR about an issue you made up to try and get ME fired.
>You: but but but but
>HR: Anon, you're fired.

>>1728409
Lawyer up and do what exactly? You think you can be fired for something you cannot prove happened? Why don't you record it happening on your phone before you make an ass out of yourself, get fired, and waste money on a lawyer (if one will even see your case haha).

>>1728512
^^^
anon giving good advice.

your word is shit. bring evidence.

>>1728512
Also gonna throw in this one. Advice will go a lot farther than you think. Next time you think it's gonna get unpleasant, start recording audio with your smartphone (covertly of course. Practice this shit). Video is more solid but harder to do inconspicuously

>>1728528
>start recording audio with your smartphone
This will get you fired. It's illegal in many places

>>1728355
so are you dying?

>>1728534
wrong. Small claims courts love evidence and they don't care where it came from

>>1728645

I side with OP but in many states it is illegal. In California it's a felony.

>>1728877
Isnt a felony a federal crime? How can it be a felony in only one state?

>>1728877
Matters if they have a reasonable expectation of privacy

>>1728884
>Isnt a felony a federal crime?
No but many felonies are Federal crimes and most Federal crimes are felonies.

>How can it be a felony in only one state?
I'll take "What are state laws?" for $200, Alex.

>>1728355
You have an infection on your head that kills people and you are worried about getting fired?
Nigga you should be quarantened.