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3 years ago today I made a decision. A decision that would kickstart a life long journey. A decision that would force me to reevaluate everything I know about myself. Thats right. 3 years ago today on a cold January morning, I officially created my reddit account.

Since then I've accumulated over 8000 post karma and 4000 comment karma. And thats including an entire year I spent as a lurker. I received reddit gold, reached the front page of not only multiple subreddits but also r/all, and was an active member of r/fatpeoplehate. Yes, those were the days.

I've since graduated. Devolving into copy pasta, obsessive shitposting on /b/, harassing women on tinder, and monthly club penguin raids. In fact I've just received my 2nd degree black belt in bane posting on Sunday. I plan to reach my 3rd degree by march.

So whats the point of this you might ask? Why go so far, and sacrifice so much, when theres already an army of NEETs doing a lot of the same? The answer, surprisingly, is no good reason at al. Its fun. It provides me with kek. I wake up each morning looking forward to spamming twitch with racism and ignorance.

And maybe, just maybe, something deep down inside of me hopes it provides you with enough inspiration to follow in my footsteps when I'm gone.

Thanks for reading,
Rybos