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Good luck famalam, with so many women in HR how can you land that job?
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>>1722885
By being charming and personable.
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With buzzwords....lots and lots of buzzwords
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>>1722885
Fake being gay.

I once worked at a place where I was the only straight male out of about 25 employees. Ended up getting fired. HR person was a bitch lesbian.
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>>1722885
>impressing a woman
>harder than impressing a man

Just actually shake their hand and ask about corporate culture.

My favorite lines is " but I doubt I have anything to worry about since there is a woman doing the hiring / incharge.

Then they gush about how inclusive X company is. Ez pz.

With dudes I have to worry about seeming weak by asking questions and inevitably flunk all the "what sports team" " did you catch the game" small talk.
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>>1722885
learn to eat butt. those high-t corporate "females" love that.
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Work in the trades.
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Any commission based sales position.
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if a company has an actual HR department they are dysfunctional to begin with.

anyone who have HR on payroll shouldn't operate a business, a company or anything.
you have automated ads that read to thousands of people online, if your'e a real manager take some type to get to know your employees and about their skills and don't trust your quality of labor to someone else, its YOUR company after all.
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>>1722885

By pretending to be leftist/feminist, laugh on her shitty jokes and adding her on facebook
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>>1722923
>sports talk at work
Literally the worst fucking feeling when you can't keep up
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>>1723622
>implying you don't need HR to protect you from the endless law suits that (((progressives))) fling for not including enough minorities or women
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>>1722885
join military
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by being attractive
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>>1724420
Why can't you keep up?
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>>1724507
>watching sports at all
What's the point?
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>>1722885
>so many women in HR
that's where they belong anon
and the kitchen
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>>1722885
By intimidation, rape her to establish dominance then again to remind her she's a whore she deserves this
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>>1724643
For fun. Games can be exciting.
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>>1722885
Be handsome.

Failing that, work in a tech company where the actual line manager makes the hiring decisions, and be qualified for the job.

>>1724420

Just tell them up front that you're not interested in sports, literally nobody gives a fuck, and if you find somebody that treats it seriously you don't want to work for them anyway. I'm 100% certain you only failed on those questions by being a dissembling little bitch.
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If you're white then good fucking luck. Since I'm a POC I'll have no problem getting the job.
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