Bitcoin bluepills for sale

>>1696236
ISON? What are you on about?

>>1696236
I own .75 of a bitcoin, but I also own much more silver. Fuck it I spent $300 on my bitcoin, what if bitcoin really did go to $1,000,000? A man can dream at least.

whats ISON?

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>>1696374
Is he taking about the comet?

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>>1696236
waz ISON

>>1696236
"""precious""" metals

Go to bed, Gramps.

>>1696236
God you're so fucking retarded. Do we really need to have another word salad thread?

>>1696372

>tfw btc at $1,000,000? in year 2025
>tfw 1,000$ buys you X goods and services in 2016
>tfw 1,000,000$ buys you 0.9X goods and services in 2025

muh cryptogains

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>>1696361
"Comet ISON, formally known as C/2012 S1, was a sungrazing comet discovered on 21 September 2012 by Vitali Nevski (Bитaлий Heвcкий, Vitebsk, Belarus) and Artyom Novichonok (Apтём Hoвичoнoк, Kondopoga, Russia).The discovery was made using the 0.4-meter (16 in) reflector of the International Scientific Optical Network (ISON) near Kislovodsk, Russia."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_ISON

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>>1696505
I'll take it nice and slow for you this time so that you're 200 MHz MMX processor doesn't overheat.

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A comet is an icy small Solar System body that, when passing close to the Sun, warms and begins to evolve gasses, a process called outgassing. This produces a visible atmosphere or coma, and sometimes also a tail.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet

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What is perihelion?

"Since comets were created from the same spinning cloud of gas and dust as the planets, they continue that motion, revolving around the Sun like the planets and everything else in the solar system. Like the planets, each comet travels on a regular path, called an orbit. The planets' orbits are very nearly circular, but not quite. Each orbit has the shape of a slightly stretched-out circle, called an ellipse. "

"Having an elliptical orbit means there is a point for each comet where it is closest to the Sun. At this point we say that it is at perihelion; "peri" means close, "helio" is the root word for Sun."

http://cse.ssl.berkeley.edu/SegwayEd/lessons/cometstale/frame_orbits.html

So when was Comet Ison's perihelion date?

"Comet ISON came to perihelion (closest approach to the Sun) on 28 November 2013 at a distance of 0.0124 AU (1,860,000 km; 1,150,000 mi) from the center point of the Sun."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_ISON

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What is apparent magnitude?

"The apparent magnitude (m) of a celestial object is a number that is a measure of its brightness as seen by an observer on Earth. The brighter an object appears, the lower its magnitude value (i.e. inverse relation). The Sun, at apparent magnitude of −27, is the brightest object in the sky."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_magnitude

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So as a comet gets closer to the sun you can watch how it's apparent magnitude (brightness) increases and decrease as it makes its trip around the Sun.

This apparent magnitude can be plotted on a graph over time.

Here is Comet Ison's light curve:
http://www.aerith.net/comet/catalog/2012S1/mag1.gif

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Now the connection.

Here is the BTC price chart (BTC China) from 2012 to a little after 2014.

>>1696727
Wow its brightness has been pump 'n dumped hard

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Here is the BTC price chart with Comet Ison's light curve chart overlay.

You just got redpilled.

Coiners your pumps are programmed and you didn't even know it.

Or did you?

>>1696767
What are the predictions ? Tell me more about those light rays

Guess what the Bitcoin HFT bot programmers did for you in 2016?

45P/Honda–Mrkos–Pajdušáková

"a short-period comet discovered by Minoru Honda December 3, 1948.[5] The comet is named after Minoru Honda, Antonín Mrkos, and Ľudmila Pajdušáková. The comet is on an elliptical orbit with a period of 5.25 years."

"Next perihelion 2016-Dec-31"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/45P/Honda–Mrkos–Pajdušáková

how badly did you miss out, op? seems for someone who has nothing invested you like to spend a lot of time on /biz/ talking about it.

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Does this mean that BTC will dump after 45P/Honda–Mrkos–Pajdušáková?

Who knows?

I wouldn't take muh chances.

You might want to hedge your gains with some physical silver.

These manipulators will never stop scripting your life.

>>1696767
It shows that trading frenzy and the brightness of a comet making a swing over a star follow a same logarithmic natural rule.
That doesn't mean shit.
Or does it?

>>1696783
But more lights induces more pumps no ? Are we going to reach 2000 before the light dump ? What if another asteroid is currently sending light rays but we can't see it ? That would mean me have a lot of pump rays coming ! We can't focus on just one asteroid Michael !

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>>1696785
It means that HFT pro traders programmed the algos to trade with the light.

BID/SELL walls get pulled and created like magic right?

The identical timing is more than suspicious.

It is scripted and programmed.

Bitcoin is Wall St 2.0.

Alt coins are penny stocks.

Bitcoin isn't the only coin that traded like this.

Get real coinz like silver or stay bluepilled.

Oh the headlinez...

Don't Miss This Comet That Will Light Up the Sky on New Year's Eve
http://www.christianpost.com/news/dont-miss-this-comet-that-will-light-up-the-sky-on-new-years-eve-172446/

Now you know...

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>"Bitcoin is PizzaGate"
>Comet Ping Pong

90% of all Bitcoins are stored in 1% of user wallets.

The Bitcoin Game:
1) The 1% trade bitcoins among each other to drive up the price
2) When the price is high enough, start to sell bitcoins to the sheep

The entire bitcoin game is to lure you to trade your real fiat currency into bitcoins.

>>1696967
>The entire bitcoin game is to lure you to trade your real fiat currency into bitcoins.

And when you ever try to sell anything more than 5 bitcoins at a time? Good luck.

The same bitcoin guys will be happy to sell you altcoins for bitcoins.

Real money for bitcoins. Altcoins for bitcoins.

Either way, you won't see a dime of real money back.

>>1696967
I'd bet the vast majority of those wallets in the 99% are throwaways.
They're easier to make than email addresses.

>>1696973
Lol i've traded 15 bitcoin back and forth a few times just to get the feel for it, before putting them into a wallet for holding. Last time was a few days ago.
You're so full of shit.

>>1696989
>Lol i've traded 15 bitcoin back and forth a few times
Between bitcoin and fiat I mean.

>>1696967
BINGO

They are showing you exactly how Wall Street works.

This is going to end with a "bang" rather than a "whimper".

ISON never really survived...it broke up

>>1696967
And don't forget that all that "trading" is programmed bots that exhibit trading patterns so you feel like technicals are really happening.

Its all fake.

You cannot beat the house cause it is rigged in favor of the house.

If you figure it out the will manipulate the bots against you.

>>1697069
If they make it appear that technicals are happening, doesn't it mean that they are in fact happening and a good tool?

>>1697197
If you like being bluepilled and fooled.

You are the tool and the fool at the same time.

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>it's another granpa spewing conspiracy pasta episode

At some point he's gonna say he doesn't trust bitcoin because it's not "backed by gold". Just watch it.

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>>1697315
Looks like United States wants redpilled.

It's over Cypher cryptocoiner.

You live in a blue state don't you?

>>1697315
I don't trust bitcoin, not because it is traded by HFT according to the light emitted by a meteorite, no, that is just one part of the story. Actually I don't trust bitcoin because it is not backed by gold. I have to admit that the meteorite part is still pretty convincing though.

this whole thread is so reddit it hurts

>>1697376
No matter how bad it hurts you cannot undo the redpill.

>>1697337
I'm not even american you brainlet.

>>1697402
Where do you think Bitcoin started?

Also, last time I checked Europe is starting to eat redpills by the dozen.

Check the node map cause it's important that you know this.

https://bitinfocharts.com/bitcoin/nodes-active/

OP you are truly on some next level shit

>>1696967
>>1697069
I will first sell my 1000 bitcoins for 2k, then rebuy at 700 then resell at 2.1k then buy at 1k and then finally resell at 10k before bitcoin is dead.

who cares if the price and dumps are dictated by the lights of a fucking comet.

all we wanna do is get RICH off this shit. when does this shit crash hard, and when its the next comet?

>>1698556
Bitcoin is heading toward 35k in 5 years why sell so low?

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>he keeps making these threads

Is this guy for real.

>>1696767
Shit, mind blown. I've been getting really bad diarrhea each time business cycle changes, does it mean my anus is somehow connected to all of this? Redpill me on liquid shit bruh.

>>1698630
>he keeps making these threads

Most certainly for real.

I'm sorry if your brain cannot process this easy to understand information.

Many people do not want to believe that the Bitcoin market is entirely manipulated by HFT pros that trade in a way where they benefit the most.

Bitcoin could go to 1,000,000 and I still would not touch it.

When something is manipulated like that there is always a price to pay.

Nothing in life is free.

Just look at central banking and the Wall St. pros of today.

Their credibility is going down the drain.

Do we really want another Wall St?

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C/2014 Q1 (PANSTARRS)

Last Perihelion: July 6, 2015

LTC was about to go through halving in late August 2015.

They had to pump before halving so the price could be set to double what miners needed to stay profitable.

Half the reward + double the price = stay the same

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LTC 2015 - 2016 price chart

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C/2014 Q1 (PANSTARRS) light curve chart

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LTC price chart with C/2014 Q1 (PANSTARRS) overlay.

You just got redpilled on LTC halving phenomenon.

Here is a Bitcoin news outlet throwing cover for the HFT algos programming the pump/dump:

"Some have predicted a long-term price increase, whereas others see further declines to come after the LTC market ramped and subsequently plunged earlier this summer as concerns about Chinese investment fraud mounted."

http://www.coindesk.com/litecoin-first-mining-reward-decline/

They think you are all stupid.

Speaking of throwing cover.

Here is an article from Forbes (via Kitco) trying to "explain" why Bitcoin went so high in price in 2013:

“Babin-Tremblay said that at the start of the year a single bitcoin could have been purchased for around $12, a gain of 10,250% from the year’s high. However, since hitting its all-time high, prices dramatically dropped, and on Dec. 10 prices were hovering around $961 per bitcoin, a drop of 28% in less than two weeks.

Although bitcoin has attracted a lot of attention in the last few months, Babin-Tremblay pointed out that the currency actually started to gain popularity earlier this year as a result of the Cyprus banking crisis. In March the government of Cyprus announced a bail-in for banks, meaning that the financial institutions would have to impose losses on their shareholders, debt holders and even large depositors."

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kitconews/2013/12/10/2013-year-of-the-bitcoin/#2783db7e2295

You too Forbes?

This is beginning to stink.

>>1698740
Dude get help. Your posts read like you're at the beginnings of schizophrenia.

>>1698674
yes anon it means exactly that. sell your magical anus to the highest bidder!

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>>1698746
Gas Lighting attempts are futile.

>>1698746

They do sound like mild psychosis. Very incoherent, many such cases!

>>1698859
Comets = the gateway drug to even more manipulation.

I think they call it "Star Wars"

>>1698902

Why do you think that?

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So you just got redpilled on the Bitcoin pumps.

You got redpilled on the 2015 Litecoin pump (Litecoin even luved ISON in 2013 as well).

How do you feel?

Do you need more redpills to convince you that Bitcoin is utterly and fantastically manipulated by HFT pros that most likely came from Wall St.?

>>1698914

I think I need some more redpills because I'm not feeling very redpilled. Do you have a youtube channel perhaps?

>>1698935
Maybe instead we should talk about other YouTube channels?

>>1698914
theres no real hft market in bitcoin. most of the manipulation is done on huobi and okcoin by whales who got in early in the asic era and have tens millions to pump and dump to help their futures positions.

>>1699005
You can't take pills can you?

Here I did the leg work for you:
https://www.google.com/#q=bitcoin+trading+bots

>>1696604
when you assume bitcoin price increase must mean inflation, so you hold onto dollars and dollar denominated assets instead.

>In 2017, Excel will be able to recognize, format, calculate, and analyze numbers expressed in Bitcoin currency. The new feature will be available for Excel running under Windows 10, Android, Mac OS, and iOS, and will include Excel Mobile versions as well.

the suicide watch is real

>>1698556
you will sell at 2k, and fuck up in your assumption that it's going to correct at 700, so you'll buy back at a lose as it keeps growing to 3k+

btw, OP is the same autist that has been posting alex jones tier shit nonstop since BTC started rallying this xmas. This is exactly how a nocoiner that went beyond the coping sanity zone looks like.

>>1699038
if the bot is public you can be sure no ones making any significant money on it, so no, most trading and manipulation is a lot simpler to do when you have thousands of bitcoins