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I-its just a dip... r-right?
I usually don't recommend holding on losses, but DRAM is a fucking diamond in the rough. The S/4 proxy news is supposed to come out before the end of the year. Pic related. DRAM also has very strong long support, 40% of the stock is owned by insiders, and they just bought a fucking gold company. All of the movement we experience today was from shorters and day traders. Nothing has even been announced yet and the stock is up 50% in two days. DRAM will take you to Andromeda if you keep the grip strong. But ultimately, it's your money and your decision. I hope this post answers all of the questions about DRAM so the lazy fucks can stop asking questions.
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Im with this guy we know its good news so it beyond me why people sell i guess they see a good profit and run. Im holding for 4 dollars
I'll be back next year, work is too busy, not enough time for me to wrangle the memes
Idk about NVIDIA, but I think we should hold DRAM until it peaks tomorrow. Im not taking my chances hoping it would reach $4 someday. Just be aware of the day traders, it'll go back up tomorrow I guess. If nobody is staying in the long wrong then im taking my profits at the high.
got in to URRE at $1.55 believing it had nowhere to go but up.
"News is within our reach" they all said
"When they announce the asset sale, expect to have to go to the hubble observatory to view this stock again" they joked.
Now all those bright faces are gone, and in their place are new ones, just as hopeful.
"Hoping to catch this when it hits $1.00" some say.
"idk why this stock mooned last week after Trump tweeted about nukes, this isn't even the same kind of fucking uranium" they laugh.
This shit used to happen all the time when it was in the 5,6,7 range just months ago and now people are freaking out over one red day in the 11-12 range when the entire market was red today.
But how tho?
Those who invested earlier this week made mad gains, and Im jumped in on a dip knowing they're about to shill out a cpu product that is possibly better than intel.
Did some DD Fellas market cap on DRAM IS 7.1 million if merger goes through special dividend pays out in an amount equal to stake in total assets. DRAM has about 4-5 million in total assets. So correct me if im wrong but the special dividend should pay out around roughly 1.6 and offer a ten percent stake in the new entity which alone has 4 million in cash on hand. Correct me if my math is wrong but
>special dividend pays amount equivalent to stake in assets of DRAM
>assets divided by shares outstanding is roughly $1.5
>Includes 10% stake in new company
Not sure what the public ownership of drys is right now but if anyone can show me a pie chart of ownership Id appreciate it but special dividend should come in over $1
Usually thats called the three white soldiers.
AMD and NVDA have been making hyper gains lately. This is healthy and normal to see some kind of pull back before the trend continues.
I dont usually hold stocks for more than a swing trade but I think DRAM is an easy winner. Its got me holding bags right now but this is going to hit 3 dollars minimum and then everything will be a ok.
Not exactly but essentialy yes the math is flexible and i dont have all the numbers but usgc takes 90% of the company shareholders of dram hold the other 10%. If im reading it right cant find balance sheets for usgc because they arent publicly traded
2k right now, wrestled with robinhoods stupid as hell "rounding rule" so I had to fiddle with numbers before I found a price that wasnt ending in some cents. Fucking stupid, it cost me 10% gains yesterday.
people are expecting a selloff come january. could be 5%-10% pullback
i personally think its just another kike trick to get a good dip and get a great entry
how the fuck do people trade options
I cannot get an order to fill for the life of me this is incredibly frustrating
WHY CAN'T I WIN THIS GAME
>press F pls
jnug is going up something like 2% for every 1$ gained by gold when gold still hasn't even confirmed its reversal by still not reaching the 1165 cliff it fell from. this is overzealous idiots piling in on a low volume week that is down over 50% the usual volume thanks to the holidays
CLF (iron ore)get in now it's going to double first 100 days of Trump administration. MTW (crane company) could also. DRAM fucked me months ago don't count on it. Price is going up riding on AMD's coat tails , fuck gold too.
From one of the AMD,AVP,CLF Shills since February
it will definitely hit $4 by tomorrow r-right?
>Total return: 12.50
Hoo boy, feels bad for not selling. I'm losing that """"gain"""" soon too.
Look for low to med volitility and diversify. For high volitility, pay attention to the news, buy on a dip, then sell close to peak. Never put more money in on high volitility than you're prepared to lose. Gold and silver are somewhat safe and look for stocks that pay dividends.
jnug is gold miners. gold spot is only partially correlated to miners price. I think I heard the ceo of abx say something like 70% correlated. If thats true then this jnug price is overextended by a fucking huge amount depending on what type of pullback is seen if gold can't hold 1150
jnug can keep running but its looking very top heavy
When looking at JNUG patterns, look at GDXJ instead. GDXJ is the non leveraged junior miner and doesn't decay from rebalancing and leveraging. Also, gold crossing 1150 now. I can see this being a very quick move up, because we are in the limbo area from the last gold crash
I get in before the pop, i only have 1000 shares and will add more if it falls below .90 next couple weeks.
APRI I just started looking at, they just released some good news that i think will reflect on their next earnings.
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I am, it feels fucking random, maybe optionhouse is shit?
yesterday I was trying to buy NVDA puts at open and nothing filled
I finally was able to fill an order for GLD 115 jan calls, something seems fucky tho
If any of you fuckers don't have at least a third of your positions in volatility, gold, bitcoin, or shorting the market you're fucking retarded. Get in right the fuck now or you will forever be looking back to the missed opportunity because you were too scared of losing a little money. This is a once in a lifetime crash coming. Shit is seriously about to hit the fan and most people will be blindsided with no idea what happened. Don't be that person.
I want to believe it but it's a low volume week. Euphoria is followed by the rug pull. I've been in jnug/jdst since august and I've seen it many times. Last week had bears calling for gold to 900 and now bulls are calling for 1300. Both are bullshit and this short covering initiated rally is bullshit too
I don't know.
From what I understand this week had the FTSE100 reach new highs because of all the buying of miners, which can be seen in the huge rallies occurring around 10am this week multiple times. They don't think the equity rally will go on in the states and the trump-mania will collapse the market. This+short covering+falling usd+zealotry would explain this 28$ jump and still allows the bearish trend to go on next week
teach me your ways pls.
ever since Drumf got elected I've been wrong on almost everything.
dip size grows to a greater and greater potential the longer people work to actively work against the trend
pic related is who is buying at these prices
dude you just have to accept that this move in gold is driven by very little. this move up is roughly on par with the move up on the news of trump winning the presidency back in novemeber when media was shilling how disastrous he would be to the market
>D-DRAM is a bag
Where are the shitflingers now?
>but lets not pretend that these leveraged miners aren't used as paper gold
a throat is just a tube for food passage, blood, and breathing yet that doesn't stop you from using it to jerk cocks to ejaculation. was your throat a fuckhole originally? no. is it being used as such? yes
are leveraged miners paper gold? no. are they used as such? yes
If this meme reaches 2.60, I'm selling half.
how strong are your hand anon?because ptn isnt going anywhere but down until news.
As January comes and the BO rumors intensify the stock will probably hit somewhere around .6 next week, .8 after that...I swing in and out of it but am starting to accumulate <51 cents knowing that the January effect is coming